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Godsmacked

^ As one of God's cat children, I watched this video with interest.
 
i can only imagine that the real-life you has whiskers and superhuman reflexes and after falling four stories you land on your feet and walk away like the cool cat that you are.

. . . but that you lose it when someone turns on a laser pointer. :D
 
Just wanted to say that while noticing Hobbit was available, I also noticed that this and other fine ssj works were now listed in an INFOrmative place. :)
 
why, thank you, good sir! may the force sensitivity be with you.
 
thanks to hemant mehta, who runs the friendly atheist blog, for giving mucho exposure to my UMG edit. as of last night, prior to his posting it, the final version of the video had fewer than 10 views.

some of the visitors to his site have left entertaining comments. as hans & franz once said, hear me now and believe me later:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friend...creationist-video-subtitles-and-its-glorious/

ssj said:
This won't be an official fanedit.org release, but it could readily have been a supplement to Godsmacked, so I'll park it here. Apologies for the brief glimpse of a biblical handjob at 15:22.

UNLOCKING THE MYSTERIES OF GENESIS — THE SKEPTICAL EDITION​

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Original title: Unlocking the Mysteries of Genesis (Disc 1)
Genre: Faith-based
Fanedit type: Fanfix (from a certain point of view)
Original release date: 2014
Original running time: 22 minutes
Fanedit release date: March 2017
Fanedit running time: 18 minutes

Thanks to Addiesin, baileym43, dangermouse, Neglify, Rogue-theX, That One Guy, ThrowgnCpr, and TM2YC for the lulz in the birthing chamber.
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wow. more than 7700 views in a day and a half. without outside help, i would've expected no more than handful of views over a year. many thanks again to hemant mehta.

this might be my most-watched fanedit ever. . . except that i'm not a fan of the source material. :D
 
This little enterprise won't be an official fanedit.org release, either, but consider it a supplement to Godsmacked.
Taste the rainbow and God bless.

A  S  T  R  O  J  E  E  Z  I  C  S​

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Original title: Unlocking the Mysteries of Genesis — Origin of the Universe (Disc 10)
Genre: Faith-based
Edit type: Fix (from a certain point of view)
Original release date: 2014
Original running time: 22 minutes
Edit release date: May 2017
Edit running time: 14 minutes

Thanks to Hemant Mehta, Captain Cassidy, and thecuddlyninja.
 
i even removed a flash frame from the creationist video to make it more pleasing in the eyes of god.
 
"ssjjss666"

Lol.
 
TVs Frink said:
"ssjjss666"

Lol.
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unwieldy, i know. but the handle "ssj" was already taken on youtube, and the last time that ssj posted anything was 11 years ago, sheesh.

in udder news, there are a lot of gaith-based posts in this forum. :D
 
I expected a cow joke for a moment there.
 
i like my sacred cows golden.
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afterthoughts: a) where did they get that much gold if they were on the run, and b) if solid, wouldn't that thing have weighed a fuck-ton?
 
The Golden Calf might have been a little handheld holiness. A diet deity, if you will.
 
O, Dairy Queen, give us your blessings.
 
thanks for taking the time to watch and review godsmacked, @"lapis molari"!

sorry the edit wasn't your cup of tea. i'd like to think the ideal way to approach this edit, other than cautiously and without sudden movements, is to consider it a father-son comedy rather than an informational/didactic presentation.

since putting together godsmacked, though, i believe i've upped my ridiculing religion game. see below for an illustration.
 
hallelujah!

mel goblin is planning a sequel to the passing of the christ, and if the acting and production values are aweshum (likely), and if the dialogue is not in english (i pray to jeebus that be so), then i'll have an opportunity to subtitle the living bejesus out of this film and give nonvirgin birth to godsmacked II.

thanks to mi amigo @blueyoda for sharing the good news!
 
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