For the last couple months, my sister has been dating this guy she met over the Internet — a trucker who resembles Liv Ullman if Liv Ullman was a man with a beard. Anyway, the guy got her pregnant; it looks like she's been with child for three weeks now, give-or-take. It looks like the guy's gonna do the right thing and stick by her to see the child gets taken care of.
The problem, as always, is my parents. My parents are Armstrongists — followers of a particularly vacuous pseudo-Christian cult founded by an incestuous racist — while this guy follows New Age beliefs. Anyway, he wanted to take my sister and celebrate the holidays with his family. As I've mentioned previously, my parents are stringently anti-Christmas, and they've been adamant in their refusal to give her permission to go. So for the last couple days, my parents have been spewing slanderous trash about how this guy worships the devil and wants to seduce her away from The Truth™ and break up our family and yada yada yada. So the guy's going off alone and my sister's upset, as you can quite imagine.
Make no mistake, I'm not the biggest fan of my sister's beau. Anybody who takes a girl out and makes her pay for two $20 burgers, who enters your home without knocking, and refuses to eat the food you've prepared has to be something of an asshole. However, those are strictly personality faults, and have nothing to do his spiritual beliefs or the holidays he chooses to celebrate. And though I often don't get along with my sister, I loathe seeing my parents do this to her; if a wedge is ever driven between my sister and this family, it'll be solely the fault of my parents, not her boyfriend.
I fear for the future of this child. Brought into this world unbidden, to a mother who isn't fit to be one and a father who may very well be driven off, with overbearing maternal grandparents who'll do everything in their power to see it raised in the same oppressive fundamentalist environment my sister and I were, in poverty — God almighty.