Okay jrWhag, time to stop reading spoilers, heavy ones are below.
Remember The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King? Remember how the three movies (six if you add The Hobbit in later marathons) culminated perfectly in that amazing finale? Remember the awesome, heart-stopping final battle? Remember how it grabbed your tear glands and squeezed it dry with an ending that broke all the hearts and resolved all the arcs perfectly, with no dry eyes left in the theater? Well, this was that, times TEN.
I was hooked from the start. Seeing Hawkeye’s family which I loved so much in Age of Ultron, disappear, really broke my heart, even though I knew it happened cuz of the trailer. The Marvel logo with the missing heroes was very interesting.
I loved seeing the aftermath of the snap. I loved how everyone reacted differently. I loved how everyone tried to cope, but of course no one can truly move on after this. I looooved Tony & Pepper’s daughter, she was soooo adorable. I loved the “time heist”.
I laughed. I laughed so hard. I laughed at how Banner and Hulk became Shrek together. I laughed in sadness at how Thor became a fat mess (I’m gonna miss those Ragnarok muscles and abs, no homo). I laughed so hard at “Hail Hydra” which was PERFECT.
I loved the struggle to get the stones back. I loved seeing the Ancient One being totally supreme. I loved the trip to past movies, seeing familiar faces, impacting our current characters, like Frigga, Jane, and of course, Howard. I loved the struggle of Natasha and Clint, trying to clean the reds in their ledgers. I wonder how the Black Widow movie is going to be like...
I loved the final battle. I cheered along with everyone when Cap lifted Mjolnir, when Cap was ready to take on Thanos and his army alone, each when everyone joined one by one, when I saw all the heroes from past movies ready to face the armies of evil. I was thrilled from start to finish. And to see Tony defeat the thing he was dreading since he flew up the wormhole in The Avengers was soo satisfying.
I cried. Like a baby. I cried when Tony sacrificed himself, letting go of the life he dreamed of. I cried when Rhodey, Peter, and Pepper said goodbye to their true friend. I cried during Tony’s touching goodbye message. I turned the theater into an aquarium in the funeral. And I wept once again seeing Steve finally retire as Captain America, finally “going home”, living the normal life he always wanted, getting that date, that dance he wanted with Peggy all his life.
My only issue with the movie is... Really?... A rat?... A rat was what rescued Scott Lang from the Quantum Realm? Really??