So, I walked into my local Tesco Express to buy a few things; I got up to the counter and they had a new type of card swiper, so i got my card out to pay but i couldn't figure out how to use it so i say to the girl what am i supposed to do with this swipe it or stick it in the top or bottom?
the girl replied 'oh yes, in the bottom would be lovely'
i just about made it outside before i pissed myself laughing. she always looks slightly embarrassed when i see her in there now.