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The mostly hidden bread thread

How many slices in a loaf

  • Total voters
    10
  • Poll closed .
suspiciouscoffee said:
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Ok college boy, I don't understand this thing.  Care to splain?
 
I going to go cut a loaf, @"TVs Mountbatten-Windsor"  / your Majesty's baby, you still want me to hook you up with my bread guy?  This one is better than the last one.  I'm sorry, I think they thought you'd enjoy erotic baking.  My mom had the same reaction.
 
... you've been giving other people your loaf?
 
You said you would start using the basket I gave you.  You said you were proud of it.  No no,  it's fine .
 
I keep my bananas in that, I love that basket, don't be so sensitive.
 
Oh I'm sensitive? We'll see whose sensitive when I finally get my turn.
 
Possessed said:
Oh I'm sensitive? We'll see whose sensitive when I finally get my turn.
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Ohh that's reported, oohhh yeah
 
You won't eat bread right for a  week.
 
We can all at least agree that bread is to be kept in the cabinet under the sink, yes? I mean, how else are you gonna get that delicious green topping without having to wait forever?
 
You guys have sinks? I thought that was just in movies.
 
Funny story,  I actually don't have a kitchen sink. Because I don't have a kitchen.  Because the house I live in wasn't originally a house,  it was an old man's gift shop. It's perfectly nice and comfortable in every other respect after all the work I've put in turning it into a home , but putting in a shower was a major expense and i ran out. I make it work though.  I cook in the garage,  I have a George foreman grill (I have a propane grill too but I mean for inside cooking), an electric skillet,  a portable stovetop,  a convection oven,  and a microwave so I can pretty much make anything I want to make out there.  But no kitchen sink.  I wash my dishes outside with the hose faucet,  and no I'm not joking even though it sounds funny.
 
Cats don't take showers, they hate water. You can't trick me.
 
Those aren't cats, cats have wings.
 
Cats do not abide by the laws of nature,  man.
 
Possessed said:
Cats do not abide by the laws of nature,  man.
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They used to, but Nature Man was more of a dog man and they figured it out.
 
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