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The FanEdit.org "Worst Movies Ever Made" List!!!!

So far Spider-Man is leading!!!

Spider-Man 3 (2007) - 3
Pluto Nash (2002) - 3
Battlefield Earth (2000) - 3
Caligula (1979) - 3
The Da Vinci Code (2006) - 2
Titanic (1997) -2
American Pie (1999) - 2
The Shining (1980) - 2
"Manos" The Hands of Fate (1966) - 2
Godzilla (1998) - 2
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) - 2
HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy (2005) - 2
Blues Brothers 2000 (1998) - 2
House of the Dead (2003) - 2
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) - 2
Aeon Flux (2005) - 2
Ultraviolet (2006) - 2
Mortal Kombat - Annihilation (1997) -2

Honorary Mentions

Mamma Mia!
Lost In Space
10,000 BC
Psycho (remake)
Alien VS Predator
Best of the Best 2
Mortal Kombat - Annihilation
Alone in the Dark
Epic Movie
Be Kind Rewind
House of 1000 Corpses
Starship Troopers 2
Streetfighter
Arizona Werewolf
Aeon flux
Ultraviolet
Gladiator
We Were Solidiers
Mission Imposible 2
Rules OF Engagement
Bandidas
The Cable Guy
Freddie Got Fingered
Final Destination
The Passion
Exorcist II: The Heretic
Star Wars The Phantom Menace
The Legend Of Bagger Vance
Le Divorce
I Heart Huckabees
Norbit
American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt
Blood Rayne
Komodo
Kickboxer 2
House of the Dead
Lost Boys 2
Twilight
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Blues Brothers 2000
Eragon
Speed 2
Pulse (remake)
Caligula
It
Secret of Nimh
Dune - Sci-Fi Channel Version
Children of Dune - Sci Fi Channel Version

No-one has mentioned Cat-Woman...that must be one of the worst?
 
Some more crap-tacular films (IMHO):

Blues Brothers 2000
Caddyshack II
Crying Freeman
Deuce Bigalow - European Gigolo
Dirty Love
Double Dragon
Fair Game
Freddy Got Fingered
From Justin to Kelly
Gigli
Glitter
House of the Dead
Jaws - The Revenge
King's Ransom
Masters of the Universe
Pluto Nash
Redline
Showgirls
Son of the Mask
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
super Mario Bros
Swept Away
The Chronicles of Riddick
The Dukes of Hazzard
The Mummy Returns
The Postman
Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider 2 (whatever it's called)
Vertical Limit
What Dreams May Come
Wild Wild West
Wolf
Wyatt Earp 2

And for those that have lucky (or unlucky) enough to have watched it, Inchon.
 
Here's my crap list:
1. Caligula (really, you had to put castration in there?)
2. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (original was passable, this is crap)
3. Godzilla (1998) (that's a lot of fish and bad characters)
4. Kazam (Shaq+rapping+genie pants)
5. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (never get public funds)
6. Battlefield Earth (WTF?)
7. A View to a Kill (Roger was too old)
8. Batman and robin (do I even need an explanation?)
9. Norbit (ug-lyyyyyyyy)
10. Disaster Movie (a true disaster)

I'm surprised nobody's ever tried to edit Caligula, but really, what could you pull out of that plane crash of a film?
 
The Postman
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OH YEAH!!! I completely forgot about this one!! It goes to my list too!!!!

Full voodl's list:

1.Titanic
2.Gladiator
3.we were solidiers
4.The Postman
5.mission imposible 2
6.Rules OF Engagement
7.American Pie
8. Miami Vice
9.Indy4
10.Death Proof
11.Aeon flux
12.Ultraviolet.
 
I forgot Highlander - The Source. Definitely the worst film I've ever seen. It's worse than Battlefield Earth.
Another one: Norbit.
 
It is a constant source of amazement and puzzlement to me that turds like these actually get made.
 
thats a bit of a blanket statement, have a watch of Postal its actually rather good or at least much better than anything else he has turned out to date.

but yes a lot of his back catalogue is total tripe.
 
I must admit that I haven't watched Postal. After Bloodrayne and Alone in the Dark, I was so disturbed that I couldn't bring myself to even try to watch anything that Uwe Boll directed, produced, wrote, touched or looked at.

@nOmArch:
I agree with you on HHGTG. What a waste of time. Shame, though, because I like some of the visuals, but the casting is horrendous. Also, the changes from the book are not to the same standard as the book, which is particularly puzzling since they were added by Douglas Adams. Weird. Maybe he was just too busy. I did a fan edit, which was at very rough cut the last time I looked at it. Maybe I should dig it out.
 
Mollo said:
So far Spider-Man is leading!!!

Spider-Man 3 (2007) - 3
Pluto Nash (2002) - 3
Battlefield Earth (2000) - 3
Caligula (1979) - 3
The Da Vinci Code (2006) - 2
Titanic (1997) -2
American Pie (1999) - 2
The Shining (1980) - 2
"Manos" The Hands of Fate (1966) - 2
Godzilla (1998) - 2
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) - 2
HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy (2005) - 2
Blues Brothers 2000 (1998) - 2
House of the Dead (2003) - 2
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) - 2
Aeon Flux (2005) - 2
Ultraviolet (2006) - 2
Mortal Kombat - Annihilation (1997) -2

Honorary Mentions

Mamma Mia!
Lost In Space
10,000 BC
Psycho (remake)
Alien VS Predator
Best of the Best 2
Mortal Kombat - Annihilation
Alone in the Dark
Epic Movie
Be Kind Rewind
House of 1000 Corpses
Starship Troopers 2
Streetfighter
Arizona Werewolf
Aeon flux
Ultraviolet
Gladiator
We Were Solidiers
Mission Imposible 2
Rules OF Engagement
Bandidas
The Cable Guy
Freddie Got Fingered
Final Destination
The Passion
Exorcist II: The Heretic
Star Wars The Phantom Menace
The Legend Of Bagger Vance
Le Divorce
I Heart Huckabees
Norbit
American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt
Blood Rayne
Komodo
Kickboxer 2
House of the Dead
Lost Boys 2
Twilight
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Blues Brothers 2000
Eragon
Speed 2
Pulse (remake)
Caligula
It
Secret of Nimh
Dune - Sci-Fi Channel Version
Children of Dune - Sci Fi Channel Version

No-one has mentioned Cat-Woman...that must be one of the worst?
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The Secret Of NIMH is not a bad movie at all.
 
Alright, I have to drag this back up simply to put "The Last Airbender" on the list... quality control has disappeared with this one.
 
I'll add 10000 BC by Emmerich...
(I'm boycotting his movies since this one.)
 
Shakes the clown- some horrible film starring Bobcat Goldthwait, my friend read a ton of glowing reviews on amazon and imported it
Going Overboard- Adam Sandler's first and (arguably) worst film.
Southland Tales- I have a friend who tends to pick this as a film to watch when I go to his house.... the horror the horror!
then theres all the usual films
Batman & robin,
Matrix revolutions
National Treasure 2 (and like Sandler you can probably have something of a field day with Cage's various films, though arguably more recent ones like Knowing and Bangkok Dangerous, Vampire's Kiss, the one early in his career where he thinks he's a vampire is soooo bad it's actually pretty hilarious to watch)
 
Highlander 5, unfortunately.
I just bought it, and I cringed at the finale. I forgot all about it, but it was shocking...
The female lead (Anna; Thekla Reuten) literally explains the ending to the viewer, while a clip show of the entire film is shown.
Can't believe they had the nerve...
 
I watched half of Postal this morning hoping for a "so-bad-it's-good" experience. It was awful but not so bad to be entertaining, if that makes any sense. I had to give up.
 
TV's Frink said:
I watched half of Postal this morning hoping for a "so-bad-it's-good" experience. It was awful but not so bad to be entertaining, if that makes any sense. I had to give up.
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What mare can you expect from Uwe Boll? :lol:
 
Frantic Canadian said:
What more can you expect from Uwe Boll? :lol:
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House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, Alone in the dark, In the Name of the King, Far Cry.....oh wait, those were all horrible! Just makes me want to cry! :cry:
 
I had the same experience with Postal! I was okay with watching for a little while, there were even some funny things inserted, but when the film features Uwe Boll being interviewed about critics IN HIS OWN FILM it pissed me off, then he mumbled something about being "attracted to little boys" which I'm sure HE thought was hilarious. That was when I turned it off and picked something else on Netflix.
 
Postal can be pretty difficult viewing at times but at least it's not just a terrible movie like most of his back catalogue, personally I love most Boll films but I don't delude myself it's because they're good. Also Postal was Uwe's Fuck You to journalists/critics/reviewers and just made the most offensive film he could.

That said, I absolutely refuse to watch Far Cry, Alone in the Dark I & II, or House of the Dead as they utterly suck for me, I did appreciate Tunnel Rats and Stoic and totally enjoy the extended version of ItNotK.

EDIT: ROFL





 
I honestly only watched House of the Dead for Erica Durance's topless scene. Once the video game footage and 360 degrees camera angles came up, I stopped caring.
 
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