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“And now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But as my plastic surgeon always said: ‘If you gotta go, go with a smile!’”
♪ I'm the Backwards Man, the Backwards Man, the Backwards Man, the Backwards Man. I can walk backwards as fast as you can, I can walk backwards as fast as you can.... ♪
“Yeah, but it’s a good cheque. See, Chris’ mom wrote it to Chris 'cause Chris bought her something — I can’t remember what — then I bought Chris some press-on nails, I gave Chris the difference, and she wrote the cheque over to me. So I’ll write the cheque over to you, you keep the difference, and I’ll take the hot dog. So, you got a pen?”
“Get outta here!”
“Wait! I’m starving! You’d rather throw it away than give it to me‽”
“I work on a cash-only basis.”
“But it’s a perfectly good cheque!”
“No! I’ll make it very clear. You slip me the cash, and I’ll slip you the weiner.”