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The "Mixing Up TV/Movie Quotes" Thread

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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
 

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[CAT RECORDING CONTINUES]

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[CAT RECORDING ESCALATES THEN GOES QUIET]

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"This is for TUPAC!"
 

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
 

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"Usal, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen!"
 

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"Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on her sweet can. So I grabbed her sweet can. Ooh ... just thinking about her can ... I just wish I had her sweet, sweet, s-s-sweet can."

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"So, Mr. Simpson, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense?"

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"Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further."

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"No, Mr. Simpson. Don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back!"

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"Mr. Simpson, noooo!"

DRAMATIZATION: MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED
 

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"The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone, and computer. You’ll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female mud wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend in Vietnam. There’s no end to the possibilities!"
 

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"A woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one; you wanna drink another woman."
 

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"You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet!"
 

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"Don't be a good neighbour to her. I'll send you a love letter, straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck‽ I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!"
 

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"That MacGyver's a genius."

"First of all, he's not a genius, he's an actor. And second, he's not much of an actor."

"You're lying! You're lying!"

"No, Selma, this is lying: That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch."
 

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"Tell my son … tell him what time his father died. Tell him that I —"

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"No."

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"He won’t even know your name."

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"Blow."

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"The power of the mind is absolute."

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