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“The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of Men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals.”
“If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw – there it is, that’s the straw, you see, watching? – and my straw reaches acroooooooooooss the room and starts to drink your milkshake, I – drink – your – milkshake! *slurp* I drink it up!”
“What you came for. A touch of magic in this world obsessed with science. A tonic. A potion.”
“What does it do?”
“How old would you guess I am?”
“I wouldn’t. . . .”
“C’mon. Don’t try to flatter me.”
“Thirty-eight? Oh, twenty-eight! Three – twenty-three?”
“I am seventy-one years old. That’s what it does. It stops the aging process dead in its tracks and forces it into retreat! Drink that potion, and you’ll never grow even one day older! Don’t drink it, and continue to watch yourself rot.”
“The city as if it were unborn. Rising into the sky with fingers of metal, limbs without flesh, girders without stone. Signs hanging without support. Wires dipping and swaying without poles. A city unborn. Flesh dissolved in an acid of light. A city of the dead.”
“For me, this is the first moment of my new freedom. For you – *laughs* – for you, this is the last moment of your life!”
"Your life! In a moment I shall lift my foot and crush you – insect, beetle, worm that you are!"
“But Sheik of Spirits, I fished you out of the sea! I opened your bottle! I let you out! You can’t be so ungrateful!”
“Ungrateful‽ Slaves are not grateful! Not for their freedom! *laughs* Listen. Inside my bottle for the first thousand years, I swore that I’d enrich the one that freed me with all the riches of the Earth. But in the second thousand years, my imprisoned spirit turned to vengeance on all that lived and were free. And I swore that I’d kill he who freed me to satisfy that hate. Are you ready?”