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The "Mixing Up TV/Movie Quotes" Thread

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“And now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But as my plastic surgeon always said: ‘If you gotta go, go with a smile!’”
 

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"Greetings, Earthlings. I am Kang. Do not be frightened. We mean you no harm."

"You … you speak English."

"I am actually speaking Rigellian. By an astonishing coincidence, both of our languages are exactly the same."
 

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“How do you write women so well?”

“I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.”
 

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“Oh, no tears, please. It’s a waste of good suffering.”
 

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♪ I'm the Backwards Man, the Backwards Man, the Backwards Man, the Backwards Man. I can walk backwards as fast as you can, I can walk backwards as fast as you can.... ♪
 

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“I win! I always win. Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me‽”
 

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“Where are those transmissions you intercepted? What have you done with those plans?”
 

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“A cheque‽”

“Yeah, but it’s a good cheque. See, Chris’ mom wrote it to Chris 'cause Chris bought her something — I can’t remember what — then I bought Chris some press-on nails, I gave Chris the difference, and she wrote the cheque over to me. So I’ll write the cheque over to you, you keep the difference, and I’ll take the hot dog. So, you got a pen?”

“Get outta here!”

Wait! I’m starving! You’d rather throw it away than give it to me‽”

“I work on a cash-only basis.”

“But it’s a perfectly good cheque!”

No! I’ll make it very clear. You slip me the cash, and I’ll slip you the weiner.”

“But I don’t have any cash!”

“Then I don’t have a weiner!”
 

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“I want you … I want you.”

“You’ll never have me.”
 

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"Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow."
 

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"I have the high ground."

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"You underestimate my power."

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"Don't try it."

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“Tomorrow night, karaoke jam, your place. No ifs, ands, or buts. Well, maybe a few butts. Big ones!
 

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“And now, Your Highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel base.”
 

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“I think I must have one of those faces you just can’t help believing.”
 

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You know, a human being can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.

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Im 30... well in november I'll be 30.
 
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