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The Two Sides of Every Movie, Or, Why The Phantom Menace Will Always Suck:
An Essay by Gaith
Just as the only way to learn about auto mechanics is to dismantle parts of a car, so too has the viewing of fan edits and the process of fan editing proved an invaluable part of my cinematic education. When I and my friends howled and hooted at Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones when it debuted in 2002, we hardly suspected that in between the "dreaming Threepio" antics and the headache-inducing barrage of m'ladys, there existed the rough ingredients for an involving and satisfying action-adventure. Yet, as fan edit fans around the world are now aware, this is the case. "Attack of the Phantom" my first fan edit experience, and after devouring it and the Phantom Editor's wonderful commentary, I eagerly gave "The Phantom Edit" a spin. And was sorely disappointed.
True, "The Phantom Edit" was made before Attack of the Clones was even released, and therefore leaves much to be desired in terms of its cuts. But after seeing The Phantom Menace for the first time in a long, long time, I somehow knew that it could never be whittled down to anywhere near as fine an entertainment as "Attack of the Phantom", and not only because of Jar-Jar. No, The Phantom Menace simply sucks, right down to its DNA.
There is, I think, little need for me to detail the process by which I came to understand this conclusion, and will therefore cut to the chase: every film has two sides, a narrative plot and a thematic plot, and the degree to which they rhyme in large part determines the overall film's quality. To wit, let's examine the first and second Episodes of George Lucas' six-film saga:
Episode II
Narrative Plot: Obi-Wan discovers a threat to the Republic, and his subsequent capture necessitates a disobedient rescue by Anakin and Padme.
Thematic Plot: As the Jedi fear Dark Side corruption in their midst, Anakin and Padme wrestle with their forbidden love for each other.
Do the two "sides" cohere?: Absolutely. Obi-Wan's narrative discoveries embody the Jedi Order's fears, while the two lovers must rebel in thought and deed to satisfy their consciences and desires.
Episode I
Narrative Plot: Padme tries to rescue the occupied Naboo; meanwhile, Anakin risks his life and leaves his mother in order to fight for justice as a Jedi.
Thematic Plot: Padme learns that diplomacy alone can't always resolve a crisis, and Anakin realizes that service to others is greater than the relative comforts of home.
Do the two "sides" cohere?: Not really. Padme's character doesn't really change over the course of the film, and neither does Anakin, who, unlike Luke, is eager to be a Jedi from the get-go. Meanwhile, the Jedi don't change at all, and Jar-Jar, the character who does grow the most, also happens to be completely insufferable.
Now, Gaith," you might object, "Attack of the Clones may have had rhyming 'sides', but it was still a terrible movie." Indeed, an agreement between narrative and thematic plots does not in of itself ensure good quality, but it does facilitate it, as "Attack of the Phantom" demonstrates.
Let's take another example: the second and third Pirates of the Caribbean films.
Dead Man's Chest
Narrative Plot: Jack Sparrow must collect 99 souls to pay off Davy Jones... the alternatives being to relinquish his own soul to him, or do outright battle against his forces. Meanwhile, Elizabeth seems to be coming on to him.
Thematic Plot: Jack wrestles with his conscience, as he did promise Davy Jones his soul in exchange for short-term gain. He is helped by Elizabeth, who forces him to realize that while he could have fun with her, the moral transgression of taking her away from Will would torment him to no end.
Do the two "sides" cohere?: Yes, and beautifully so. Every scene, even the Cannibal Island sequence, leads up to the moment where he finally decides to take on the Kraken.
At World's End
Narrative Plot: Will and Elizabeth rescue Jack, seemingly for the hell of it. Elizabeth then accidentally becomes a Pirate King just as the East India Tea Company's fleet threatens to destroy the world's most illustrious buccaneers. Jack steals a map to the Fountain of Youth.
Thematic Plot: Jack isn't sure whether or not he'd like to become immortal. Meanwhile, Will thinks Elizabeth loves Jack, creating mutual tension between himself and his fiance.
Do the two "sides" cohere?: No. The Pirate Court has nothing to do with Will and Jack's misunderstanding, which a simple conversation could clear up. And while Jack's personal narrative and thematic plots do have the potential to converge, deciding to steal part of a map to the Fountain of Youth (an action which, frustratingly, occurs offscreen) doesn't necessarily amount to a decision to actually become immortal.
Thus, one might argue whether Dead Man's Chest is a good film, or if it's capsized by its extraneous flourishes (I lean heavily on the former side). But what can't, in my opinion, be denied, is that At World's End is a soggy mess.
Now, where does this leave us fan editors? For starters, I think it provides a definitive argument for why such films as the Back to the Future sequels can't be unified into single, good films - their respective narrative and thematic plots are simply too divergent to merge. And this rule also limits the number of movies that can be saved through straightforward condensation - you can trim the fat off The Phantom Menace, but it'll still be a lousy movie, with lots of Jar-Jar to boot. Even movies with such strong elements as Quantum of Solace, which its wonderfully acted quiet moments, thus fall beyond our limited means of repair. If I may be so bold as to recommend a course of action drawing on this lesson, it'd be to focus on, well, focusing movies whose core narrative and thematic elements already gel.
I hope that this essay provides food for thought, and I'd love to hear what you think of it!
Best,
Gaith