I once stayed at a motel 6 by accident, not my choice. After spending a somewhat sleepless night freaked out by the conditions of the room, I woke up and went into the bathroom completely freaked out by the giant turd in the toilet. I could have sworn it wasn't there the night before and I had visions of weird hotel employees coming in during the night and using the bathroom.
After about five minutes of complete freak out I remembered that I took a dump the night before and I guess all those beers interfered with my flushing ability.
The moral of the story is never stay at a motel 6.