My latest list, this was a "trip down memory lane" to make

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Possibly sh*t films which I ADORED as a kid… dare I rewatch them?
I truly loved these 30 films (mostly released between the early 80s, to the early 90s) and rewatched the VHS tapes endlessly but considering I've rarely (or never) rewatched them and they all score 50% or less on Rotten Tomatoes (some with no score, or 0%), I have to concede that they may not have held up.
When the opportunity arises, I'll try and rewatch these and find out if there are some forgotten classics, or shattered childhood dreams. I have my suspicions which those will be.
* (I've included 'Blackbeard's Ghost' despite it scoring 82% because there is no way that is right. Some RT reviewers have been taking too many nostalgia pills.)
Blackbeard’s Ghost 1968 - 82% on Rotten Tomatoes
One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing 1975 - 69% Audience Score on Rotten Tomatoes
Condorman 1981 - 27% on Rotten Tomatoes
The Ewok Adventure 1984 - 21% on Rotten Tomatoes
Teen Wolf 1985 - 42% on Rotten Tomatoes
Santa Claus: The Movie 1985 - 20% on Rotten Tomatoes
Biggles 1986 - 46% Audience Score on Rotten Tomatoes
¡Three Amigos! 1986 - 45% on Rotten Tomatoes
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol 1987 - 0% on Rotten Tomatoes
Harry and the Hendersons 1987 - 45% on Rotten Tomatoes
Jaws: The Revenge 1987 - 0% on Rotten Tomatoes
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace 1987 - 10% on Rotten Tomatoes
Masters of the Universe 1987 - 22% on Rotten Tomatoes
Short Circuit 2 1988 - 38% on Rotten Tomatoes
Moonwalker 1988 - 69% Audience Score on Rotten Tomatoes
Oliver & Company 1988 - 50% on Rotten Tomatoes
Robot Jox 1989 - 42% Audience Score on Rotten Tomatoes
Nuns on the Run 1990 - 43% on Rotten Tomatoes
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990 - 41% on Rotten Tomatoes
Fire Birds 1990 - 10% on Rotten Tomatoes
King Ralph 1991 - 25% on Rotten Tomatoes
If Looks Could Kill aka
Teen Agent 1991 - 29% on Rotten Tomatoes
Drop Dead Fred 1991 - 11% on Rotten Tomatoes
Suburban Commando 1991 - 15% on Rotten Tomatoes
Hook 1991 - 29% on Rotten Tomatoes
Beethoven 1992 - 31% on Rotten Tomatoes
Freddie as F.R.O.7. 1992 - 48% Audience Score on Rotten Tomatoes
National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1 1993 - 18% on Rotten Tomatoes
Batman Forever 1995 - 39% on Rotten Tomatoes
The Phantom 1996 - 43% on Rotten Tomatoes
Props to this youtube editor for making this exciting recut trailer for the dreadful looking
'Condorman':
Surely the presence of
Christopher Lloyd makes this automatically good:
I have high hopes for this one: