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Not what I expected to be my first release, but I figure you gotta iron out the bugs eventually. The torrent route hasn't worked out for me, due to limited net time, so I figured a smaller file via rapidshare would be the best way to go.
Anyway...
Original Film Name: Freddy vs Jason
New Film Name: A Nightmare on Elm Street 7: Dream Nemesis
What is it about? It's about making the Fred Krueger storyline the main focus of the film, and to trim as much of the terrible acting as I could without sacrificing story elements. Sure, Freddy still only gets one kill, but whatcha gonna do?
Format: AVI, 2:35:1, 5.1 audio.
Cuts removed/added/extended:
Replaced opening score to remove Jason theme.
Removed Freddy explaining entire plot after previous kills montage.
New opening scene, Blake being unsuccessfully attacked by Freddy.
New opening credits.
Credits lead into long version of Crystal Lake counsellor leaving to go skinny-dipping.
Removed morphing victims talking to Jason.
Removed Mrs Voorhees being revealed as Freddy, ?Freddy vs. Jason? title screen, and Jason walking down Elm Street.
Altered two shots of Lori to stop her from glancing towards the film crew.
Removed Kia asking Lori and Gibb if she should get a nose job.
Removed Kia and Lori's exposition about Will, Lori's "true love".
Removed Kia telling Lori to go upstairs with Blake.
Inserted deleted scene with Trey complaining about dirty sheets.
Removed exposition about Lori?s dead mother.
Removed crappy body double for Gibb in the shower.
Removed wide shot of Jason stabbing Trey. He?s clearly stabbing the bed far away from where Trey really is.
Removed the first of Gibb?s two screams when she finds Trey.
Removed Stubbs talking to Lori at the police station, and Lori trying to remember Freddy?s name. Cut to Westin Hills prior to Lori?s nightmare.
Removed the deaths of Blake and his father.
Removed all the back-story about Will seeing Lori?s father kill her mother.
When Freddy jumps out at Lori in her nightmare, he comes from right next to her where she should be able to see him off-screen. Altered Freddy so that he fades into the shot, literally appearing right in front of her. Also removed Lori?s terrible ?relieved? acting after waking up.
Cut back to Westin Hills again, but removed Mark talking about missing his family, and Will talking again about Lori?s father.
Added scene of Lori?s father picking her up from the police station.
Removed Lori meeting up with Gibb and Kia outside school.
Added deleted scene of Gibb screaming at people to stop staring at her, and Will and Mark sneaking into school.
Removed Kia referring to Linderman as a humping dog.
Added Freddy?s theme to the scene where Lori describes him to Kia and Gibb.
Removed Will berating Mark, ?You?re scaring her.?
Removed Lori in the infirmary, and Kia?s nose job nightmare.
Inserted deleted scene of Principal Shaye talking to Will and Mark.
Inserted deleted scene of Kia and Gibb picking up Lori to go to the rave.
Inserted deleted scene of the girls driving to the rave.
Removed Will starting to tell Lori about why he was in Westin Hills.
Altered the colours during Gibb?s nightmare so that it looks dry and washed out instead of bright red.
Erased visible hand in frame when Gibb falls backwards off of walkway.
Trimmed the ?head-twist? kill so that Jason doesn?t poke the guy to make him fall over, and to show as little of the crummy effect as possible.
Trimmed some shots and altered others to minimize the chunky fire-suit Jason in the cornfield.
Removed the shot of Shack laughing with his mouth closed, clearly holding stage blood in his mouth.
Removed the raver throwing cups of beer on Jason.
Removed Kia and Lori?s crummy ?I can?t believe Gibb is dead? moment. Now, Kia simply hugs Lori goodbye.
Removed Lori arguing with, then sneaking out on her father. She doesn?t go home at all.
Removed Freddy?s blatant exposition during Mark?s nightmare.
Removed Freddy?s line, ?I?ll have to pass that message myself, won?t I?? It looks badly looped.
Slightly restructured Lori and Will witnessing Mark?s death.
Removed Lori saying, ?Freddy died by fire, Jason by water?how can we use that??
Removed shot of Freddy?s ear morphing into maggots.
Removed Kia?s terribly delivered line, ?We?re not safe awake or asleep.?
Replaced shots of group looking up hypnocil on the internet. The pages don?t look real, and Linderman takes a stupidly long time to notice the huge text at the top of the page regarding FDA approval.
Removed Freeburg telling Linderman to stop and smoke a joint.
Removed Freddy-caterpillar squeezing down Freeburg?s throat.
Removed Freeburg/Freddy telling Will that he?ll, ??handle this, bitch.?
Removed Freddy?s line to Jason, ?These are my children, Jason. Go back where you belong!? Also removed same line being echoed as Jason goes to sleep.
Cut to Jason dreaming about ruined house before Mrs Voorhees berates him.
Altered Freddy/Jason fight from being bright red.
Removed Freddy making a wanking motion to Jason.
Removed Jason?s supposed fear of water, and Freddy getting into young Jason?s head.
De-saturated scenes at old Camp Crystal Lake.
Removed Freddy as camp counsellor.
Removed group walking off in the opposite direction of Crystal Lake.
Removed section of Lori?s nightmare dealing with her mother and father.
Removed Freddy?s line, ?Welcome to my world, bitch.?
Removed shot of Will carrying Lori where her arm stays upright even when he lets go of it.
Trimmed obvious shots of rubber arm when Lori is burnt.
Removed shot of Linderman with obviously looped line.
Removed long pan around Linderman bleeding to death.
Removed Freddy?s indecision over who to kill between Lori and Kia.
Removed most of Kia?s taunting of Freddy. No ?Christmas sweater? or ?butter knives? remarks.
Removed Lori?s terrible rant about how Freddy has ruined their pasts.
Removed Freddy falling and getting caught up on swinging mechanism. (This means he just pops up next to Jason, but I figured it was acceptable, seeing as he magically appeared on top of the construction site in the first place. Freddy has always had some limited power in the real world.)
Removed small section of Jason hacking away at Freddy. Freddy?s spurting wounds here are terrible?even in the context of this film, where almost all the blood spurts are ridiculously comedic.
Altered shot of Freddy slicing Jason?s fingers slightly to make it look like they actually go anywhere near his hand, unlike the original shot.
Removed Lori screaming, ?Welcome to my world, bitch!?
Sped up slow motion shot of Lori swinging machete. (The slo-mo is terrible, and obvious that she was also acting in slo-mo.)
Added proper Freddy face to dummy head as it is sliced off.
Repositioned following shot of Lori to be higher in the frame.
Removed shot of Jason closing his eyes before sinking. He just had his eyes stabbed out a minute earlier.
Replaced Jason-emerging-from-lake ending with ?Two Months Later? ending.
Removed Lori asking Will about his wound, and speaking of her sympathy for Jason. (Which thankfully also removes a bit of Will?s bad acting.)
Removed Lori screaming, ?What?s wrong with you?? and shot of zoom in to Lori?s face.
Shortened end credits.
Maybe downloadable from info
All comments or criticisms welcomed.
Anyway...
Original Film Name: Freddy vs Jason
New Film Name: A Nightmare on Elm Street 7: Dream Nemesis
What is it about? It's about making the Fred Krueger storyline the main focus of the film, and to trim as much of the terrible acting as I could without sacrificing story elements. Sure, Freddy still only gets one kill, but whatcha gonna do?
Format: AVI, 2:35:1, 5.1 audio.
Cuts removed/added/extended:
Replaced opening score to remove Jason theme.
Removed Freddy explaining entire plot after previous kills montage.
New opening scene, Blake being unsuccessfully attacked by Freddy.
New opening credits.
Credits lead into long version of Crystal Lake counsellor leaving to go skinny-dipping.
Removed morphing victims talking to Jason.
Removed Mrs Voorhees being revealed as Freddy, ?Freddy vs. Jason? title screen, and Jason walking down Elm Street.
Altered two shots of Lori to stop her from glancing towards the film crew.
Removed Kia asking Lori and Gibb if she should get a nose job.
Removed Kia and Lori's exposition about Will, Lori's "true love".
Removed Kia telling Lori to go upstairs with Blake.
Inserted deleted scene with Trey complaining about dirty sheets.
Removed exposition about Lori?s dead mother.
Removed crappy body double for Gibb in the shower.
Removed wide shot of Jason stabbing Trey. He?s clearly stabbing the bed far away from where Trey really is.
Removed the first of Gibb?s two screams when she finds Trey.
Removed Stubbs talking to Lori at the police station, and Lori trying to remember Freddy?s name. Cut to Westin Hills prior to Lori?s nightmare.
Removed the deaths of Blake and his father.
Removed all the back-story about Will seeing Lori?s father kill her mother.
When Freddy jumps out at Lori in her nightmare, he comes from right next to her where she should be able to see him off-screen. Altered Freddy so that he fades into the shot, literally appearing right in front of her. Also removed Lori?s terrible ?relieved? acting after waking up.
Cut back to Westin Hills again, but removed Mark talking about missing his family, and Will talking again about Lori?s father.
Added scene of Lori?s father picking her up from the police station.
Removed Lori meeting up with Gibb and Kia outside school.
Added deleted scene of Gibb screaming at people to stop staring at her, and Will and Mark sneaking into school.
Removed Kia referring to Linderman as a humping dog.
Added Freddy?s theme to the scene where Lori describes him to Kia and Gibb.
Removed Will berating Mark, ?You?re scaring her.?
Removed Lori in the infirmary, and Kia?s nose job nightmare.
Inserted deleted scene of Principal Shaye talking to Will and Mark.
Inserted deleted scene of Kia and Gibb picking up Lori to go to the rave.
Inserted deleted scene of the girls driving to the rave.
Removed Will starting to tell Lori about why he was in Westin Hills.
Altered the colours during Gibb?s nightmare so that it looks dry and washed out instead of bright red.
Erased visible hand in frame when Gibb falls backwards off of walkway.
Trimmed the ?head-twist? kill so that Jason doesn?t poke the guy to make him fall over, and to show as little of the crummy effect as possible.
Trimmed some shots and altered others to minimize the chunky fire-suit Jason in the cornfield.
Removed the shot of Shack laughing with his mouth closed, clearly holding stage blood in his mouth.
Removed the raver throwing cups of beer on Jason.
Removed Kia and Lori?s crummy ?I can?t believe Gibb is dead? moment. Now, Kia simply hugs Lori goodbye.
Removed Lori arguing with, then sneaking out on her father. She doesn?t go home at all.
Removed Freddy?s blatant exposition during Mark?s nightmare.
Removed Freddy?s line, ?I?ll have to pass that message myself, won?t I?? It looks badly looped.
Slightly restructured Lori and Will witnessing Mark?s death.
Removed Lori saying, ?Freddy died by fire, Jason by water?how can we use that??
Removed shot of Freddy?s ear morphing into maggots.
Removed Kia?s terribly delivered line, ?We?re not safe awake or asleep.?
Replaced shots of group looking up hypnocil on the internet. The pages don?t look real, and Linderman takes a stupidly long time to notice the huge text at the top of the page regarding FDA approval.
Removed Freeburg telling Linderman to stop and smoke a joint.
Removed Freddy-caterpillar squeezing down Freeburg?s throat.
Removed Freeburg/Freddy telling Will that he?ll, ??handle this, bitch.?
Removed Freddy?s line to Jason, ?These are my children, Jason. Go back where you belong!? Also removed same line being echoed as Jason goes to sleep.
Cut to Jason dreaming about ruined house before Mrs Voorhees berates him.
Altered Freddy/Jason fight from being bright red.
Removed Freddy making a wanking motion to Jason.
Removed Jason?s supposed fear of water, and Freddy getting into young Jason?s head.
De-saturated scenes at old Camp Crystal Lake.
Removed Freddy as camp counsellor.
Removed group walking off in the opposite direction of Crystal Lake.
Removed section of Lori?s nightmare dealing with her mother and father.
Removed Freddy?s line, ?Welcome to my world, bitch.?
Removed shot of Will carrying Lori where her arm stays upright even when he lets go of it.
Trimmed obvious shots of rubber arm when Lori is burnt.
Removed shot of Linderman with obviously looped line.
Removed long pan around Linderman bleeding to death.
Removed Freddy?s indecision over who to kill between Lori and Kia.
Removed most of Kia?s taunting of Freddy. No ?Christmas sweater? or ?butter knives? remarks.
Removed Lori?s terrible rant about how Freddy has ruined their pasts.
Removed Freddy falling and getting caught up on swinging mechanism. (This means he just pops up next to Jason, but I figured it was acceptable, seeing as he magically appeared on top of the construction site in the first place. Freddy has always had some limited power in the real world.)
Removed small section of Jason hacking away at Freddy. Freddy?s spurting wounds here are terrible?even in the context of this film, where almost all the blood spurts are ridiculously comedic.
Altered shot of Freddy slicing Jason?s fingers slightly to make it look like they actually go anywhere near his hand, unlike the original shot.
Removed Lori screaming, ?Welcome to my world, bitch!?
Sped up slow motion shot of Lori swinging machete. (The slo-mo is terrible, and obvious that she was also acting in slo-mo.)
Added proper Freddy face to dummy head as it is sliced off.
Repositioned following shot of Lori to be higher in the frame.
Removed shot of Jason closing his eyes before sinking. He just had his eyes stabbed out a minute earlier.
Replaced Jason-emerging-from-lake ending with ?Two Months Later? ending.
Removed Lori asking Will about his wound, and speaking of her sympathy for Jason. (Which thankfully also removes a bit of Will?s bad acting.)
Removed Lori screaming, ?What?s wrong with you?? and shot of zoom in to Lori?s face.
Shortened end credits.
Maybe downloadable from info
All comments or criticisms welcomed.