R.O.T.O.R. is better than this movie. At least it had awesome lines like "you fire me, and I'll make more noise than two skeletons making love in a tin coffin" and "hey, I'm like a cemetery, Ill take anybody" and every other line in that movie.
The 4 minutes with Godzilla being like Godzilla were okay, and that shot where we see godzillas giant foot reflected in the city windows while the city was on fire was a beauty.
How do you call this movie Godzilla? He's in it for like 4 minutes! This whole movie was one big tease. 4 minutes of godzilla and then 2 hours of a bunch of actors reading a really convenient script. Why was the wife always in the middle of the action and it never paid off? Did she just run to the locations the creatures were fighting in just so she could run away from them? How did she have the energy to run around the whole city like that? Even Crocodile Dundee couldn't do that. What was the point with the stranded kid? Why kill the dude from Malcolm in the Middle? Why have his son do stuff? I think this movie was written by a under construction prototype script-writing robot who wasn't ready to write scripts but because some idiot spilled coffee on the robot it went haywire and wrote this movie and a big shot movie tycoon business guy was like "This robot wrote a fucking movie! I don't care what its about, it's gonna be awesome because nobody has seen a movie written by a robot before, its a guaranteed hit. Aaaaaand ACTION!". Was the whole movie a trailer for a real Godzilla movie that is gonna come out soon? Trailers for trailers is one thing, but 2 hour trailers is taking things a bit too far buddy boy! They insulted me! And they insulted the company with that bastard creation!
Listen! And understand that script-writing robot is out there! It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with, and it absolutely will not stop evar! Until godzilla movies are dead! It wont stop, it wasn't ready. It's brain functions are incomplete. It can't think twice, it can't reason, can't change its prime directive. It's like a chainsaw set to frappe.