Now,
here's a controversial fan edit idea:
The Lord of the Rings.
No, not the Peter Jackson movies. Nor the 1978 animated flick.
I'm talking the actual books, Tolkien's words - and he was
wordy. A
whole lot of genealogical talk could be trimmed, as could some of the overly flowery dialogue in general. Of course, one could easily remove Tom Bombadil, and have Arwen bring Frodo to Rivendell. And maybe make Merry or Pippin female? And, come on - I think we can all agree Boromir and Gimli were known to mutter an f-bomb here and there.
One may or may not be able to sneak such a file past the cheap (and high-quality) book printing services online, but one could definitely make a PDF version for Kindles and other e-readers.
(This post is mostly
kidding, and no offense to any serious LotR fans is intended.)