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We have a problem with Duragizer

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We've tried talking to him. We've talked to him as a friend, we've talked to him as a colleague, we've talked to him as an elder of the church, and we've talked to him as a cowgirl. He knows the facts. He's seen the reports. He's read the statistics. 

And yet he STILL chooses to be Canadian. All that's really left is to insult him for it. 

All other Canadians besides Duragizer are not only fine, but encouraged to join in.
 

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What non-Cannuck options does Durageyser have? What hole are you trying to pigeon him into? I needs moar backstory on this saga.
 

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Justin Bieber is a biological weapon we have created to hasten the death of America. Once that is complete, we will drain the Great Salt Lake, replace it with maple syrup, then make Canadian bacon out of your corpses.
 

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Theory: Duragel doesn't reside in Canada at all. Derpagizer actually lives in Bieber, CA.
 

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Neglify said:
Theory: Duragel doesn't reside in Canada at all. Derpagizer actually lives in Bieber, CA.

Theory: Bieber, CA is one of many secret Canadian enclaves in the US from where an eventual full-scale Canadian invasion of America will be launched.
 

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Possessed said:
Her top is so tacky.

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You're joking right? Because me too, and I'm not just saying that as part of the possessed/dahmage bit I really did see this episode last night.
 

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You're joking right? Because me too, and I'm not just saying that as part of the possessed/dahmage bit I really did see this episode last night.

I HAVE NEVER EVER JOKED ABOUT ANYTHING AS SERIOUS AS FUTURAMA AND I AIN'T ABOUT TO START NOW HOME FRY
 

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Would you even satirically joke about it?
 

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Possessed said:
Would you even satirically joke about it?

well, everything is possible. but it wasn't a joke. scouts honor.
 

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dahmage said:
Possessed said:
You're joking right? Because me too, and I'm not just saying that as part of the possessed/dahmage bit I really did see this episode last night.

I HAVE NEVER EVER JOKED ABOUT ANYTHING AS SERIOUS AS FUTURAMA AND I AIN'T ABOUT TO START NOW HOME FRY

Oh good, I thought I was gonna have to get violent there for a minute.
 

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"Have you ever tried just...not being a [Canadian]?"

~X2: Xmen United
 
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