The "Mixing Up TV/Movie Quotes" Thread

[Duragizer]

“Sir knight, I just pissed in my pants … and no one can do anything about it.”

 

[suspiciouscoffee]

I heard you paint houses.

I also do my own carpentry.

 

[Duragizer]

"Let yourself feel the stag."

 

[Junglist Paja]

"You get what you f**king deserve!"

 

[Zamros]

"I love democracy. I love the Republic."

 

[Duragizer]

“There are many perfectly nice cats in the world, but every barrel has its bad apples, and it is well to heed the old adage, ‘Beware the bad cat bearing a grudge.’”

 

[Duragizer]

"Uh-huh. That’s right. Who’s laughing now?"

"Who’s laughing now‽"

 

[Zamros]

"Society, man! You know, society! Cause, you know what I don't understand? I don't understand why people, why every fucking person is so bad to each other so fucking often. It doesn't make sense to me. Judgment. Control. All that, the whole spectrum. Well, it just..."

 

[Duragizer]

"Have the Rolling Stones killed."

"But sir, those aren’t —"

"Do as I say!"

 

[Duragizer]

"Say, listen, Doc, I got a new theory about all these suicides. Right?"

"Don’t hold back on us, Max. We need all the help we can get."

"It’s fucked up chromosomes, man. Think about it. All their parents dropped acid during the '60s."

"Well, it beats Simm’s theory. She thinks it’s nothing but sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll."

"Shit. That’s what keeps people alive."

 

[Duragizer]

"Tell me, would you be likely to sue me if I was to beat you right now? I mean, beat you so bad you piss blood and couldn’t walk for a month. 'Cause that’s what I’m about to do."

 

[Duragizer]

"A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on."

 

[Duragizer]

Reveal message

"Just the pussy I’ve been looking for."

 

[Duragizer]

"I’m aware that my products, they — in spite of their unique qualities — are nevertheless toys. Toys for children, toys for adults. *chuckles* Will you forgive me if I sometimes lose myself in my enthusiasm, and believe … perhaps a little too much in them … in my toys."

 

[Duragizer]

"Stop global warming! Start global cooling! Make the world a giant icebox!"

 

[Masirimso17]

^lol wait what was the original quote from

 

[Duragizer]

^lol wait what was the original quote from

It's a Penguin quote from Batman Returns.

 

[Duragizer]

"The heat’s getting to me. I’ll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water."

 

[Duragizer]

"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece."

 

[Duragizer]

"I'm running this monkey farm now, Frankenstein! And I want to know what the fuck you're doing with my time!"