The "Mixing Up TV/Movie Quotes" Thread

[Duragizer]

"These men are consummate snowball artists. They use sensitive nerve gasses to induce hallucinations. People think they're seeing ghosts, and they call these bozos, who conveniently show up to deal with the problem with a fake electronic light show."

"Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here."

"They caused an explosion!"

"Is this true?"

"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."

 

[Duragizer]

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...."

 

[Duragizer]

Reveal message

"'Tis but a scratch."

 

[Rogue-theX]

So thats what happened to Snoke...

 

[Duragizer]

“I hear a throat begging to be cut.”

“Are you so anxious to see blood flow?”

“As you are to drink it. Grant your bride one wish on this night.”

“You have but to ask.”

“I will stay here with you, as you wish … but on one condition.”

“Anything.”

“I want to kill the unicorn.”

*evil, booming laughter*

 

[Rogue-theX]

That's a bullshit psych-job. There's two or three men out there at the most. Fucking lizard.

 

[Duragizer]

“Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked just … like … THIS!!!”

 

[Duragizer]

“You see‽ You see‽ Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!”

 

[Junglist Paja]

"Hey, Gerty, since I've been up here, I've sent Tess... I've sent her over 100 video messages. Where did those messages go?
 Did they ever reach her?"

"Sam, I can only account for what occurs on the base."

 

[Duragizer]

“Do you read Sutter Cane?”

 

[suspiciouscoffee]

PAUL: I don’t like sand.

 

[Duragizer]

“Hey, homeboy, why don’t you go close that door. We’ll get the prom queen impregnated.”

 

[Duragizer]

“Uh-oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.”

 

[Duragizer]

“Alright, we’re gonna do it the Scanner way. I’m gonna suck your brain dry. Everything you are is gonna become me. You’re gonna be with me, Cameron, no matter what. After all, brothers should be close, don’t you think?”

 

[Duragizer]

“Nuns. No sense of humour.”

 

[addiesin]

"I WANT ROOM SERVICE!!!"

 

[Masirimso17]

^

Do you have a reum?

 

[Duragizer]

"Perhaps if there was more of me to spread around. . . .”

 

[Duragizer]

“Mother, I’ve turned the cooling unit back on! Mother!”

“The ship will automatically destruct in T-minus five minutes.”

“You bitch!”

 

[Junglist Paja]

"Don't fuck with the Jedi Master son."