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The Male Posturing & Fight Thread!

boon23

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boon sneaks into the room, takes pictures and tries to secretely sell them on ebay... but the only bidder, a guy named Cas Siddy only offers to put them for free on a custom cover art for the first video podcast DVD...
 

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ThrowgnCpr also sneaks in, is slightly wierded out by such a strange topic, begins to backstep out, but trips over pile of video podcast DVDs featuring custom DVD cover art
 

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Cassidy searched through his old University Linguistics textbooks to see if he can figure out what the hell is going on...

:-?
 

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Warbler said:
:-? What are you going to do with it? Mop up the blood????

he can wrap it around his head so he?s invisible to others...
 

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You know in the real world vampires are nothing but whiny emo kids.
 

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*sneaks in, and snaps Throwing's neck from behind*
 

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i happily while away a few hours mindlessly slaughtering all the whiney little crow-wannabes gathered around throws beaten and violated corpse.

roight now the adrenalines pumping who else wants some???
 

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Ghostcut takes out a diamond-tipped chainsaw and slices n0mArch in half from arse to tip. Then he takes out a gatling gun and riddles his broken and mutilated corpse.

WHO WANTS TO HAVE A GO, GODDAMNIT?!
 

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i just blew away an awful lot of heads! that?s right, i killed them! they deserved it and i thought it was very important to hit?em in the head for two reasons:
1. to save ammo
2. because it?s real fun
i had to shoot them. they were blue and i was red. and my team counted on me. so we showed those sons of bitches were to look for it!

we left no one alive...

8)
 

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/nOmArchs splattered corpse bits begin to slowly coalesce
 

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...when we were done we destroyed their core and urinated on their corpses.

8)
 

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Very nice, Heinrich. (Takes out a gatling gun and riddles n0mArch's corpse). Good day, then?
 

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Same to you.


*as GC turns around Hein is aiming for one last head. The click of his reliable weapon let?s him smile in comfort*

sorry dude, we liked the same things but in the end we?re on our own...

8)
 

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OK.

Ghostcut guns Heinrich's eyegobs out before he takes two in the crash helmet.

AAARGH! DAAMN!

On the ground, Ghostcut flicks a knife into one of those damn emos still mourning over Throw's corpse.

Heinrich, I preferred your previous avatar. This one is near pornographic, even though there are no boobs or tools. Amazing how that turns out.
 

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smutty little fella!

what?s pornographic about an eye with teeth???

you?d better have a wellpaid job to cover for all those therapy sessions...
 
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