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Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)

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Had a dream Weird Al moved in. He was a huge annoying pain in the ass, and no one in the house could get proper sleep due to how hugely annoying his ass was.
 

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I was at some summer camp, when suddenly us campers decided (and were somehow able) to perform an airstrike on a nearby military base. An irritable, unpopular camp counselor became so distraught about the fact that we carried out a paramilitary operation that his lower jaw shattered, teeth flying everywhere, and he just bled out.

I went back to the military base, which apparently house a fountain of youth. I narrowly escaped capture with a small amount of the magic water in my hand, and then ran back to camp to splash it on the dead man’s bloody head. He woke up fine.

The scene changed to years later, I had married some guy who turned out to be the nephew of the man I saved previously. I ran across some old railroad tracks with my family and new husband in a very blue night.
 

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Dreamt I found porn on my phone that I didn’t remember downloading, and it was stupid, weird shit like a picture called “Wolverine pissing”
 

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Right before I woke up I had a dream and Jimmy Hendrix was candidly there answering questions. I asked what his favorite chord was and he showed me this:

E--10
B--10
G--11
D--0
A--10
E--10

He played it with two hands. Left hand fretting everything except the F# on the G string (there you go @"Duragizer") which he played with his right thumb. I woke up to play it to see if it sounded the same. I opted to fret everything with my left hand by using my thumb for the D on the low E string. The chord is a D Major with an added 4th or a G Major in 2nd inversion. A little heavy on the D note with it tripled. He also did a chord ruler abicus thing when someone else asked him to play some music. Anyway, I'm a visual learner so this was great, even if it was just my brain recreating Paul Davids' favorite chord video :)

 

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Dreamt I found a tape of a secret extended cut of The Phantom Menace. In the added 40 minutes, there was a subplot of Snoke—who was a woman at this time—was using some kind of HoloNet Amazon to give supplies to the Separatists, as Snoke was sorta the Jeff Bezos of the Galaxy Far, Far Away. Apparently this was cut from the final film as nobody believe George Lucas’ prophecy that the simple online bookstore would become such a global political force, and Abrams later mined the Snoke character from this version of TPM that he apparently had seen.

Anyway, the Separatist faction (s)he was working with most directly wised up to Snoke’s schemes and (s)he cut them off from everything, trying to starve them out. A protocol droid that with the group was wiped and dismantled, and left on Tatooine, to be found and reassembled by Anakin Skywalker.
 

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Just north of my house lies a large, empty field. Parked on the edge of the field, I was seated in the passenger seat of my sister's F-150, staring straight ahead at nothing in particular. That's when two SUVs came driving through, racing each other at reckless speed. One of them came too close to me, knicking a headlight. After the SUVs were past, I leapt out of the truck, yelling after the one who'd hit me. When I went to check the Ford for damage, I found it hadn't so much as a scrape, luckily.

Then a small pack of wild dogs came running past, following the SUVs. Fearful they'd get run over by those careless assholes, I followed them, trying to persuade them to leave the area. That's when I found amongst them Cheech, my dog who'd gone missing this April. Around his torso had been secured a plaid bandage. Apparently he hadn't been killed by coyotes, just injured then taken in by some unknown person and nursed back to health.

Getting my family to assist me, I got hold of Cheech and carried him back inside the house, taking care not to jostle him too much because he was still healing from his ordeal. At this point, I began suspecting what was happening wasn't real, just a dream. Then I awoke. Cheech is still gone, almost certainly dead, and I miss him.
 

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Dreamt that my mother and I joined a plethora of anarcho-communist/anarcho-syndicalist organizations, all of which catered to cat lovers in particular.
 

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I had a very vivid dream last week where I met Neil Cicierega, and I told him about the fanedit community and how it's similar to some extent to his mashup albums, and I mentioned Ridiculous Menace. It was awesome.
I meant to post about it here.
 

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I had a dream in which George Lucas made his own Episode IX as a stage production. I don’t remember any details from it but I remember it somehow making me throw up 3 times.
 

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suspiciouscoffee said:
I had a dream in which George Lucas made his own Episode IX as a stage production. I don’t remember any details from it but I remember it somehow making me throw up 3 times.

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Last night I had a dream where this dude with a balaclava & giant blue bag stole some children's toy blocks and a Tonka truck, I chased after him on a footpath next to the road, He then ran onto the road, I got hit by a motorbike but than quickly recovered, a few minutes later I caught him, He got stuck between two fences, I pulled off the balaclava and it was a student from my school, He heavily resembles a much younger Sharlto Copley. Then I woke up.
 

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I recently had a bi/transerotic dream which included witches and werewolves in powdered wigs. I remember nothing coherent about it.
 

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Dreamt that in my garage, there was a hole in the cement floor. The hole led down to a cave or hollow beneath the foundation. All my cats which had gone missing over the years had actually gotten trapped down there, where they survived and bred. After nearly twenty years of inbreeding, they were almost all calicoes, and while a portion of them remained attractive animals, another portion was mutated/deformed; one cat had three heads, another had a teeny-tiny head as a result of getting their head permanently stuck in a bottle cap as a kitten.
 

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Michael Eisner orchestrated the 9/11 attacks. There were also no planes involved, just PeopleMovers.
 

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I had a new ability to transform into a cat. My cat form was anatomically female, for some reason. In my cat form, I used a litter box. A friend saw and recognized me, and shamed me for not reverting to human form to use a human restroom.

The scene changed and my friend and I were staging a prison break by tricking the guards into thinking it was raining salt.
 

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I met a guy and we hit it off pretty well. Then he went missing. Then no one would acknowledge his existence. As it turns out, he was either killed by a reactionary death squad, or by the Scarlet Witch, and there was nothing I could do.
 

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Ever since I moved out, I've been having dreams here and there where I'm back to living with my mother, and I get into arguments with her and/or her boyfriend. It's really uncomfortable. Last night wasn't one of those dreams, I can't remember last night's dream.
 

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DREAM #1

The ghost of my father began manifesting about the house. He stayed in bed for the most part, sick as he had been in the months leading up to his death. Though he'd periodically talk to us, I got the sense that this was no sapient Earthbound spirit; this was just a spectral recording, a semi-interactive ectoplasmic hologram, and his true soul had moved on to the next phase of its existence.

DREAM #2

I was in my kitchen, washing dishes, when the power went out. After about a minute, the overhead light came back on, but the rest of the house remained without electricity. I looked outside the window; the sky was black with thick cloud. Showing through this otherwise solid blanket of black, haloed in red, was not one, but two suns.
 

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Had a dream about seeing The Rise of Skywalker and the dream version of the movie had
-super trippy hyperspace
-alien brain worms
-Kylo using the force to tear the Falcon apart
-Samuel L. Jackson, but not as Mace Windu, as a random Resistance general constantly frustrated with:
-a new character, former spacecop that joined the Resistance but is clumsy and unhelpful.
 
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