European, but currently in Africa teaching humans how to speak Wookie-ese
Name: Rockbreacca
Sex: Yarrrgh, growl!
Age:132
Height:8' 4"
Weight:220lbs
Has or has not been run over by a futuristic race car already: has not
Unique skills: Mr. Rockbreacca has demonstrated an innate ability in finding gold and rare minerals such as silver and diamonds by smell alone, even when such things are hundreds of feet below the earth. It has proven very lucrative...
Has or has not ripped out human arms after loosing at gambling: has, but it only happened twice, so no charges were laid.
Has or has not been arrested, if so, why and for how long?: Has. Intoxicated fist fights with local bears, repeat offender. First dozen offenses: Arrest and overnight stays in drunk tank, has been warned of increasing penalties should this behavior persist. It has. Current punishment: Arrest and overnight stay in drunk tank, two hours of community service (waste cleanup) and a firm talking to by the jailhouse janitor (we are rethinking the FIRM part of the talking to by the jailhouse janitor, he has one good arm left, we expect to come up with a solution to this point in the next few weeks).
Current success rate of teaching Wookie-ese: 7%. Mr. Rockbreacca has been informed that he is very close to being fired, we are discussing the matter and look forward to bringing about talks of how best to move forward in finding ways to bring about a positive change for all parties when a time of convenience is acquired.
Chance of promotion:98%
*we return to our regularly scheduled program*