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Everyone should wear pantyhose to the beach then. Just pantyhose. And really big pimp hats, which need a brim circumference of no less than 30 inches, each being measured at random by patrolling police officers dressed in checkered wedding suits/gowns. Beach bars will be installed every hundred meters and each will serve soapy alcohol free liquor and alcoholic beer pungently laced with tabasco sauce. The waves will crash backwards. Everyone will wear John Malkovich masks and, when conversing, will shout at eachother "I F#CKING KNOW YOU, AS$HOLE".
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