I kinda... really hated this movie. So damn loud I had to cover my ears during the biggest action bits. The shaky cam made me queasy, and ruined even the quiet and intimate scenes on the Kent farm that
should have worked.
I love Michael Shannon, but he was sorely miscast. He excels at crazy person, whereas the role required snobbish nobility to match the humble nobility of Supes.
Nothing in the movie made a
Zod-damned bit of sense. Why does Clark smash up a truck that probably didn't even belong to the jerkass driver? Why did he tell Martha he met his "father", not his "biological father"? When
Welling-Clark heard from the Jor-El AI, he was a decent enough son to refer to him as his "biological father".
Why does a super-advanced "codex" look like an ancient skull? Did Jor-El really re-code Clark's entire DNA, or just a part of it? In what, thirty seconds? That's really stupid, and sounds really dangerous. Why does Jor-El keep saying Clark's gonna inspire and lead the world, when the whole idea behind the natural birth was for Clark to choose his own way? What if Clark just wants to become a chef? Did he mean Clark could inspire humanity with an out-of-this-world lemon meringue pie?
Why was there a Superman suit on the ancient scout ship? Why was it red and blue when everything else the Kryptonians wore was black? Why wouldn't Zod and Co. want Earth as it was, to rule humanity as Olympian tyrants? If the Kryptonians have a machine that can transform whole worlds' mass, why... no. Just no. Look, I can accept a lot, but not that. That's extremely stupid. Where is the extra mass coming from? Why does the black hole appear stationary? The Earth orbits the sun at roughly 28 km/s.
Even if I accept the notion of a mini-black hole that very politely eats the alien space ship and
doesn't destroy what's left of the city right below it, I'm sure as sh*t not accepting a mini-black hole that
orbits the sun.
Why does Jonathan also say Clark has a great destiny to inspire people, and then get all pissy when Clark says he doesn't want to be a farmer all his life? Why does Morpheus order a building evacuation when the safest course is obviously to stay put, and avoid the chaos of the streets? Why can't Zod just move his eyeballs to fry the family while in Clark's headlock? How does a 33-year-old with (presumably) no qualifications whatsoever join the staff of a dying industry, and get introduced to the paper's star reporter by the editor himself? Why can the movie show us a graphic neck-snapping, but won't allow Commander Locke to say "fucking"?
Never mind being a mere fraction as good as
Smallville's pilot, which isn't even the best ep of its first season. Why was this movie even worse than frickin'
Superman Returns?!
D+
(Compare to Iron Man 3
and Amazing Spider-Man
, both A-minuses.)