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Neglify said:
What, is he from Chicago now?
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I had no idea the north half of the country was called "Chicago."
 
See? We're bigger and more insidious than you ignorant yankees thought.
 
Duragizer said:
Neglify said:
Have you never drank soda before? What did you think was in there?
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A maximum of 39 grams, ideally.
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What did you think it was, a 12 oz can of ginger ale? Damn Canadians
 
Possessed said:
Duragizer said:
Neglify said:
Have you never drank soda before? What did you think was in there?
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A maximum of 39 grams, ideally.
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What did you think it was, a 12 oz can of Canadian ale? Damn ginger.
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I now think of Duracell as a redhead.
 
Hair color products are a thing you know.
 
Gotta have hair first.

(I have no idea if Duracell is bald or not but imagine what a sick burn this will be if he is)
 
TVs Frink said:
Hair color products are a thing you know.
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Nothing short of gene therapy to give me authentic red hair will ever cut the mustard.
 
Possessed said:
Gotta have hair first.

(I have no idea if Duracell is bald or not but imagine what a sick burn this will be if he is)
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Give me about a decade. l should be a roasted Thanksgiving turkey by then.
 
TVs Frink said:
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As someone who has lived on the west coast, south, and midwest; I can confirm most of this map. I think that is why I actually use soda sometimes, pop sometimes, and even soda pop sometimes as well.
 
I like the old timey US "Sodie-Pop". We should bring that back. Try ordering a Big Mac, Fries and an orange Sodie-Pop next time. See what reaction you get :D .
 
TVs Frink said:
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 Calling soda "Coke" when it's not Coca Cola or even generic cola seems like it would be really confusing in conversation.

"One grape coke, please."

It's worse than my mom calling all video games and consoles "Nintendo".


It's like my wife calling movies "shows". It's like getting stabbed in the brain (I imagine).
 
They aren't "shows."  They're "stories."
 
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