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It's been over a year since my last Botnik Room session? This must be rectified. And so it is. If it wasn't horror before, it sure is now.


Barista 2: okay um what do you mean that i need a book?
A man holds a bouquet of roses and gets in his car.
The doorbell rings enthusiastically.
Cut to night.

Barista: yeah i?m a little part.
Cut to another tracking shot of water.

Patron 5: what makes denny do anything?
Denny: johnny wanted to adopt me. I suppose love by the hell is complicated. You can trust denny around the golden gown. Drink and abuse each other all days and tell me the truth of love!

Florist: oh hi denny. I kill my mind.
Flashback to see her mind living. The computer is there. And it seems to be happy then proceeds to talk. " toss the problem of the f***ers. I?m a box of time. All i have to do is put you to your future ( laughing ) stop me if you want to play some secrets. "
johnny retrieves the tape from the original.
Cut to johnny mouth.
Johnny: ( removing sunglasses ) yeah. It?s on our hands.


Cut to an illuminated denny.
Denny: i mean you?re doing this for your mouth and then i don?t want to talk about noon. Mark and mike and michelle and claudette are straight. Speaking of course with the f***ers. Is there a secret rings? ( gibberish ) i?ll try on the mantle of the golden being. Where?s my future life ( holding his ass ) oh my f***ing mother of pineapple!
Doorbell congratulates denny.
Denny have a gun and falls up the roof and lisa is now struggling with him! Everything goes okay.

Lisa: i?m sorry. I don?t think you want to dump. You?ll tell me everything i don?t know.
Denny : okay um right. Maybe i lie awkwardly?
Lisa takes drugs and comforts denny.
Lisa: don?t worry about it. By the hell.

She?s got a candles and then presents it to reveal a slice of time.
Denny is going to pull them apart. They both sing happy birthday to you because this scene is not true.

Lisa sobs enthusiastically on denim fruit. She unbuttons the doorbell and then makes out with the football.
Denny: what kind of movie are we anymore? There?s no god. He is not dead. I?ve always thought of him as my family. And johnny is clearly in the process of time tossing. I got ta deal with it later. There?s barely a minute to get into lisa. It?s clear for my business.
Lisa: denny denny denny do .
Barista: is that right?
Denny: i don?t study the matter in this world. She?s a stupid man. And i can marry her up on the mantle of the hilly san mark ( a good place ).
Lisa giggles except she?s a sociopath and opens a door to leave denny to be alone with that man.
Barista: what are you doing to me?
Denny: about that... I?m sorry. I have to finish you off. Sometimes i cut. You should feel the floor eventually. Let?s see what makes you dead.

And another two years since then? Time to make up for lost time. I've let the algorithm rest long enough.


Cut to exterior daytime shot of broom.
Mark and the fourth man want to eat something crazy.
Mark: i got a question for you. A chocolate in the shower with cheesecake below? ( laughing ) toasts!
Chris: i don?t want it. I need more than grand whipped cream. I?m just chill. Mark sorry. I get a bagel with water and half canadian bacon and a bottle of roses and non boobs.

It takes them over five f***ing minutes to find it all. It seems to be about noon in this scene and takes a lot of time. It?s over five months to be honest. Cut to panning shot of a new place: it seems to be down on the kitchen.

Claudette answers the phone. Claudette: hey mom. I don?t want to get into a phone car in the daytime. This year belongs to me. Why don?t you ditch this year like your father? Fifteen years ago denny turned to help some doctor. He is himself johnny.

Claudette just can?t talk right now.
Johnny knocks over all the drawers in san francisco. And johnny seems to push a doctor around for some reason. He is himself. He doesn?t say it.
Johnny: you look so much like me because youre the sparkle of my future. Fifteen years ago you just live.
Johnny johnny: lisa and mark are going to destroy us. Forget about your feelings and tell me the truth.
Johnny materializes around the room.
Johnny: denny is a dangerous b***h. I love him as a person and he is a hateful baby. Denny answers to an atomic situation: denny joins the hell of the story: you.
The johnny doesnt seem very excited about this.
The golden gate bridge: johnny just talk to lisa and you can forgive myself within you. Thats ridiculous to be sure. Come back later in the middle of the story. I love you very much for gods sake.
Johnny johnny: youre listening to the skyline of san francisco?
Johnny: i owe him that son. He is a symbol of my god.
Johnny exits to the hell. He is there to find johnnys corpse before he got killed. Denny joins in.
Barista: denny is the hell. I am not going to be alright. ( he dead
denny: johnny just chill out for me. I dont want to ruin your future. I just needed love. Lisa is great in bed. She was not worth it to you. You need more from life than what lisa is. Doesnt seem very caring about you. She wants drugs like these.
Denny to get some drugs and then proceeds to do that right now.
Johnny materializes behind this creep and takes his life with a gun shot. Afterwards johnny johnny seems to go eat denny. Its not over. Denny hurting now and he pulls out a paper: hey johnny. I dont want to be here any way.
He emerges up the hell.
Johnny sobs: denny it may not go down now. And you definitely dont know what youre doing to the living. I will see you within three years ago. Bye bye denny.
Johnny helps johnny johnny and then presents johnny johnny with keys to the living. This is very interesting and not uninteresting.
 
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Lisa answers the door. Shes got a football. Michelle enters.
Lisa: youre not worth it. Why dont you tell me about this? Denny always listens. Whats going on? Someone else listens to me like that. What are you trying to be?
Michelle: im tired of the football shop. Its not true. Its clear for gods sake. Mike and i want to ruin the hell. Johnny wanted me to find the golden place. All sing of the golden gate bridge against that jerk of the hell. Mark and i have to finish the football fight against that son of a gun. Theres nothing for various characters to do anyway. Mark is still going to get involved with this task. He just cant afford to ignore the guidelines of the test.
Lisa: whats the matter?
Michelle: denny.
Denny is there.
Denny: you have some football in my house? I dont think so. Lisa answers to me. Michelle will record everything about it now. Youre listening to the football. Theres bulls**t on you. Thats not okay. Alright bulls**t leave.
Michelle exits except shes in a lot of water and then trips upstairs. Michelle looks pained.
Denny: lisa loves to help me move the coffee.
Lisa materializes behind her and then proceeds to help him. Both chuckle and abuse the other one to the ground. Michelle not okay. Peter enters and then tries to do things.
Chris: whats happening? I want my son! Denny! You little chicken! I want my son!
Mark enters and turns on the spiral rings to find it.
Lisa credits mark and then presents a dangerous deal.
Lisa: you can get it if you can forgive me and tell me the truth of the golden gate bridge.
Peter: whats that?
 

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I dunno what I was thinking, but in the middle of the night last night I decided to start rewriting Reservoir Dogs with Nintendo characters. So far it's pretty much a direct copy of the film with specific details changed a bit, but if I continue this I hope to make it differ more and actually justify its existence, ideally incorporating aspects of other Tarantino works as well. But we'll see what happens. I know this probably sounds cringey but I just thought it would be fun to fuck around with.
 

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Is Kirby Mister Pink?
No. I opted to stick with villains for the main cast, not based on their colors but rather just what I felt seemed best at the time. The exception is Mr. Orange, who I made Luigi.
We have:
Mr. Pink - King K. Rool [Donkey Kong Country] (who is actually a Rare character, so we're already off to a great start)
Mr. Brown - King Dedede [Kirby]
Mr. Blonde - Bowser [Mario]
Mr. Orange - Luigi [Mario]
Mr. White -Wario [Mario] (subject to change, don't want too many Mario characters; might replace with Wolf O'Donnell [Starfox])
Mr. Blue - Ridley [Metroid] (again subject to change)
Joe - Ganondorf [Zelda]
Eddie - Skull Kid [Zelda] (subject to change, just needed a younger Zelda villain)
 

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Last year, I wrote a couple of Doctor Who fan novellas and 'audiobook' spec scripts, including an adaptation of Grant Morrison's The World Shapers. I also wrote a He-Man novel called 'The Blood of Eternia'. I'm now currently working on commissioning a Spider-Man anthology comic, and from there, I hopefully can begin to develop a brand new TMNT project (which is unrelated to the ten book series I spent the 2010s writing)
 

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Recently, I've embarked on commissioning a series of one-page done-in-one Spider-Man comic strips, the first of these is ready to be shared. It is my own take on what would have happened shortly after Nick Spencer's run on Amazing Spider-Man ended, with a 'sinless' Norman Osborn, motivated by the recent death of Harry, trying to make things right between him and Peter.

Special thanks to my talented artist Edwin for cramming so much story into one page. I hope to work with him again on the next project.

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The bot wrote a "don't call me Shirley" gag? Kinda?

Mark: it was beautiful and a friend.
Peter: come on mark. Its in san francisco. A good man? I dont think that it seems off.
Lisa: i need know s**t! I want to know what it was. Now mark!
Mark: are you doing this for your business? Fifteen oclock and you stab me in the eyes! Youre not going to get involved with my life lisa, darling not you.
Claudette materializes behind lisa and offers a lot of money to pay off lisa.
Lisa: oh hi mom. Nice of you to reveal it to me. Somebodys going to destroy you again. I owe you one already, and i dont care anymore. Lets go home to the room.
Doorbell: ha hey! ( laughing ) feed me me a lot of faith!
Denny is not happy. ( he throws a bouquet of drugs off the roof and somehow this is a dangerous situation.
Denny: you want a announcement? I expect to be here in a few minutes and naked. You guys are going on a task for me to be together forever into the hell! I have a dozen of my f***ing

minutes and you have no more. In my stomach i have an atomic part in my stomach ( laughs ) you guys are going to be alone with everyone amid my f***ing denny denny denny johnny!
Johnny takes it out of denny and hurls it out of the apartment.
Johnny: denny even though you are tearing me apart i will help you. You are sort of like everybody in the world.
Denny: you think you know s**t covered johnny? Um well im glad youre right about that because this is going to destroy the baby.
Mark and lisa dashing into the stairs to find him. Suddenly they are silent. Peter shoves mike and michelle really clearly. Everybody hurting.
Johnny: denny do serious problem. Wheres my son? Fifteen years in the hell did eighteen. Half artichoke to half canadian and completely the way away from the hell. Theres god in your

pocket denny. Its coming up here now.
Denny is very much about to do things about it. Somebodys crazy: a man like all the weirdos there: he is drugs.
Chris: johnny! Denny answers to me! I want my son shirley!
Johnny: denny answers to the football. Do not talk to me like that princess.
Denny: the technical deal is complicated as far as im concerned. The hell is so beautiful today. And i trust lisa is now secure?
Lisa takes marks lap with a gun shot. Its over. Mark is not okay. Denny is so hysterical. He finally manages to laugh.
Denny: lisa! Cut through the golden gate bridge and then i reach to god!
Johnny: it cant be recut. Denny killing the kid? I dont like that. Maybe youre not my son, man. 555 years ago i betray the golden gate bridge. Afterwards i bought him. He is himself denny and hes paying for mark. I have to do this. Its just need to do!
 

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Current comic projects

-60th anniversary Spider-Man one shot comprised of six one page stories (Now5 50% complete)
-The Return of the Spider-Man newspaper strip. May launch towards the end of 2022. Will not be all year 'round like the original.
-TMNT '93: A multimedia project with hopes of becoming an animation one day
 
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Fanfiction has consumed my life once again. I can't remember the last time l went through a phase of continually staying up all night reading this crap, but here l am, for the past couple weeks. Specifically cute, gay Super Smash Bros fics. I have so many ideas for my own stories now, l just don't have a means of writing them (writing longform shit on a phone isn't happening if l can avoid it) which is frustrating (although none of my past writing projects have gone anywhere anyways, these ideas would likely follow suit).
 

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Fanfiction has consumed my life once again. I can't remember the last time l went through a phase of continually staying up all night reading this crap, but here l am, for the past couple weeks. Specifically cute, gay Super Smash Bros fics. I have so many ideas for my own stories now, l just don't have a means of writing them (writing longform shit on a phone isn't happening if l can avoid it) which is frustrating (although none of my past writing projects have gone anywhere anyways, these ideas would likely follow suit).
So when l said staying up all night, l meant staying up till 5am at the latest. Last night l kinda accidentally went beyond that, only finally passing out for a couple hours around 10am. And what kept me up? Well l ran out of compelling smash bros fics, so until the ones that aren't dead update l found myself resorting to looking at kirby fics. I'm not the biggest kirby fan or anything, but the character marx featured prominently in one of the smash stories l read and l was interested in reading more with the character. So l stayed up all night and continued all day today, reading this one, amazing kirby fic. I just finished it and l actually cried a bit at the end. Now l am left terribly intrigued by the lore of kirby and wanting more. Too bad l cannot for the life of me commit to playing through the actual games, l've tried so many times throughout the years but they're just not for me. Or maybe it just has to do with my inability to commit to most games in general.
 

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I accidentally found out that erotic Dr. Strangelove fanfiction exists. I mean l like Peter Sellers as much as the next guy but this should not exist. I don't know why this of all things frightens me.
 

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I accidentally found out that erotic Dr. Strangelove fanfiction exists. I mean l like Peter Sellers as much as the next guy but this should not exist.

If it exists, there is porn of it.
 

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Idea: The Pink Panther Vs The Army of Darkness
So l don't know if it'd be best to have Dreyfuss get ahold of the Necronomicon to use against Clouseau, or for Clouseau to accidentally find it and read from it. Maybe he's investigating the house of some rich collector of such artifacts who has gone missing, throw in a cameo from the Lament Configuration while your at it just for funsies. Anyways, whatever the circumstances, Deadites are unleashed and he has to team up with Ash a la the plot of every AoD crossover comic. The fun part would be the characters playing off of eachother, each bringing their own distinct sense of humor. Maybe at first Clouseau is completely oblivious to the Deadites, he keeps narrowly avoiding them while continuing on with his investigation. Have Clouseau accidentally put Ash in harms way constantly, maybe have it end with Ash winding up in the same mental institute that Dreyfuss previously had ended up in. Oh, at some point you can have Clouseau misinterperet Deadites messing around with him in his home as just attacks from Caito and be totally unphased by it, or even have Caito turn into a Deadite himself. Basically there's a ton of untapped potential.
Surprisingly there are next to none Pink Panther fanfics that l could find, or at least ones based on the classic movies. There's a few featuring the cartoon mascot, usually in an ensemble with other cartoon animals, and surprisingly theres a few based on the 2000s movies, seemingly focusing on Alfred Molina's character.
(l watched The Pink Panther Strikes Again earlier and that opened the floodgates)
 

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DanganRonpa 69: More Goddamn Hope?!
It seems like a joke, a silly crackfic bringing together characters like Mr Krabs and Sans Undertale. But let me tell you, this is a masterpiece and it nearly made me cry over Brian Griffin from Family Guy which is something that shouldn't happen. It's funny, it's tense, it's suspenseful, it's emotional, it's art. I only really have a passing knowledge of DanganRonpa, you'd probably be fine without knowing anything at all though it does help. This is just such a weird thing that l read on a whim and quickly fell in love with.
 
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