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As most people (well... at least in the U.S.) know, Lindsay Lohan has begun serving her 20 days of a 90 day jail sentence. In the news of weird, some guy is sending her a mundane postcard every day while she's there. An example:
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
I had a discussion with my friends about whether neutered animals still feel the compulsion to mate. For example my cat, neutered, has never met another cat in his whole life. I would think that he must think he's the last of his kind on earth but still searches for clues to find a surviving pocket somewhere out there. My assumption is that he must get lonely and has a hard time dealing with his own desire for love. Humans don't even really understand it and we're at least able to discuss it with others of our kind. Regardless, what a thought to imagine the profound sadness of our pets and the lives they lead. Oh, I just realized you now probably think my cat's name is "Neutered". It's not.
-Greg Rutter
For more from this guy check out his site Dear Lindsay Lohan. It's good stuff.
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
I had a discussion with my friends about whether neutered animals still feel the compulsion to mate. For example my cat, neutered, has never met another cat in his whole life. I would think that he must think he's the last of his kind on earth but still searches for clues to find a surviving pocket somewhere out there. My assumption is that he must get lonely and has a hard time dealing with his own desire for love. Humans don't even really understand it and we're at least able to discuss it with others of our kind. Regardless, what a thought to imagine the profound sadness of our pets and the lives they lead. Oh, I just realized you now probably think my cat's name is "Neutered". It's not.
-Greg Rutter
For more from this guy check out his site Dear Lindsay Lohan. It's good stuff.
