01-13-2016, 04:26 PM
Peindre ou Faire l'amour - 2005 - 5/10
AKA - To Paint Or Make Love
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Guy retires, lives in the city, worries about getting bored.
His girlfriend, out one afternoon painting in rural oblivion, is approached by the blind mayor and given a tour of a house for sale.
Next beat, the guy and his girlfriend buy deserted pastures manor and move to the woodlands.
In other films, this would be slasher setup. Not here.
The pair befriend the mayor, his girlfriend, and, for reasons unexplained to viewers, lose their moral compass.
As in, they become âswingers,â mostly one gathers, because they suffer ennui.
Sorta like the energy they put into their performances.
Anyway, attractive visitors soon appear and disrobe. Yes, start thinking of prospects in the Ozarks, or Everglades, or Outback, or Yorkshire in winter. Move yourself to Provence for more appetizing riders.
Well photographed, pretentious fantasy.
AKA - To Paint Or Make Love
[Image: 4tvbk5.png]
Guy retires, lives in the city, worries about getting bored.
His girlfriend, out one afternoon painting in rural oblivion, is approached by the blind mayor and given a tour of a house for sale.
Next beat, the guy and his girlfriend buy deserted pastures manor and move to the woodlands.
In other films, this would be slasher setup. Not here.
The pair befriend the mayor, his girlfriend, and, for reasons unexplained to viewers, lose their moral compass.
As in, they become âswingers,â mostly one gathers, because they suffer ennui.
Sorta like the energy they put into their performances.
Anyway, attractive visitors soon appear and disrobe. Yes, start thinking of prospects in the Ozarks, or Everglades, or Outback, or Yorkshire in winter. Move yourself to Provence for more appetizing riders.
Well photographed, pretentious fantasy.
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