03-19-2014, 11:59 AM
Sharknado - 2013 - 2/10
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To paraphrase a Spinal Tap review.
Sharknado = Shitnado.
Hurricane slams into Santa Monica, after having sucked hundreds of sharks into its whirlwinds.
Flying sharks apparently have no problem breathing air, and they bite off limbs and heads of passing humans.
Streets fill with water, even in the hills of Beverly Hills, and sharkies swim from living rooms to dining rooms to ... dine!
Terrible acting, awful script, mindless direction, crapo music, especially bad CGI.
Wait! A sequel is in the pipe! Maybe that’ll be better.
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To paraphrase a Spinal Tap review.
Sharknado = Shitnado.
Hurricane slams into Santa Monica, after having sucked hundreds of sharks into its whirlwinds.
Flying sharks apparently have no problem breathing air, and they bite off limbs and heads of passing humans.
Streets fill with water, even in the hills of Beverly Hills, and sharkies swim from living rooms to dining rooms to ... dine!
Terrible acting, awful script, mindless direction, crapo music, especially bad CGI.
Wait! A sequel is in the pipe! Maybe that’ll be better.
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