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Seven Furious Fast 7 [2014]

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Lucas Black is back
... in black?

Fast Five thread here.

Furious 6 thread here.


Sadly, no announcement yet of an Eva return:

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... Let the anticipation begin! :-D
 
These movies has such dumb titles that I can't tell if you're serious or not with this thread title.
 
TV's Frink said:
These movies has such dumb titles that I can't tell if you're serious or not with this thread title.

When I first heard the title for the fifth film, Fast Five, I thought it was a joke. Then I saw a commercial for it on TV. Talk about a lame title. The title for the sixth film isn't any better. I can't believe they're making a seventh one of these. I liked the first three, four and five were okay, I haven't seen the sixth one, but honestly they should have stopped after the first one. There was really no need for a sequel, let alone 6 of them.
 
Honestly, I don't care about the title at this point. Fast Five had possibly the worst title, but it was easily the best movie. Furious 6 was also better than most of them, so you can best I'll be seeing FF7. It really shouldn't make any sense that these movies are good (especially when the first three were so hit and miss), but I'm not going to question it.
 
Fast Five is an awesome title. It's such a fast and furious movie that it doesn't even have time to spell out Fast and Furious Five. :p
 
Gaith said:
Fast Five is an awesome title. It's such a fast and furious movie that it doesn't even have time to spell out Fast and Furious Five. :p

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Uh, guys, could we all please ease up a bit on the aggro meme pics and instead focus on being excellent to each other? KThx.

(And yes, the thread title is a joke.)
 
Frantic Canadian said:
These aren't even really movies but car porn for gearheads. :D

i wouldn't even call these movies carporn. real gearheads scoff at these movies as much as real physicists.
the first movie really glazes over all the car-mod-tech stuff and primarily focuses on fast cuts and bright colors. sure they use a few vocabulary words here and there that anyone could have grabbed off wikipedia, but nothing is really said about how the cars go from stock to street racer.
("he's got $50,000 under that hood, don't mess with these guys." ok, expensive engine. is it gold plated? why is it so intimidating?)
and then the rest of them toss all the car-mod-tech stuff out the window. (and Fast 5 completely SKIPPED the street race!)
i do think it's funny how FF:Tokyo Drift keeps getting pushed further and further out in the timeline.
(and i didn't like that one because it never talked about or explained drifting. instead it vomited a bunch of psudo-armchair philosophy of drifting and being asianly cool.)
i know, i know, these movies are primarily supposed to be brainless fun. to which i guess they succeed. their two leading actors prove that.
 
Tokyo Drift isn't being pushed any further in the timeline after 6.
 
baileym43 said:
i wouldn't even call these movies carporn. real gearheads scoff at these movies as much as real physicists.

coming from a scientific background I absolutely love the recklessness of this series when it comes to the laws of mother nature. it is just preposterous and over the top yet follows the simple rule:

falling onto anything = death
falling onto a car from whatever distance = safe landing

in diesel's universe it is better to smash against a windshield after a 40 meters fall than to fall 3 meters onto concrete

This franchise is probably one of the most unique franchises in the sense that the first really good movie was part 5 (in my opinion at least)

How many franchises are there where people say "well the first four aren't really special but part 5 and 6 are awesome!"

Also I love the action talents they have garnered for this movie

Furious 6:
Gina Carano (Haywire)
Joe Taslim (The Raid)

Furious 7:
Djimon Hounsou (Blood Diamond)
Tony Jaa (Ong Bak)
The Stath

It just makes the expendables look even more ridiculous
The Fast and Furious franchise is pretty much everything The Expendables would love to be
 
Okay, okay, fine; here's my best to least-best ranking:

Fast Five
2 Fast 2 Furious
Fast & Furious
The Fast and the Furious
Furious 6

Haven't yet seen Tokyo Drift yet.
 
I remember I was on a date with a girl and we had planned to go see The Fast and the Furious at her suggestion. Movie was sold out. I LOL'd, we decided to partake in more fun activities that night.

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ThrowgnCpr said:
I remember I was on a date with a girl and we had planned to go see The Fast and the Furious at her suggestion. Movie was sold out. I LOL'd, we decided to partake in more fun activities that night.

So...you cleaned a toilet?

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JEDIT: Milhouse gif stolen :p
 
Over at Slate a while back, Matthew Yglesias provided the valuable service of examing the series' moral and philosophical implications. Though it plays with the trope of the ludicrously academic examination of low culture, I say entirely unironically that's it's a great read:

The Fast, the Furious, and the Long-Term Erosion of American Social and Economic Institutions

Like any reasonable person, I watch the Fast and the Furious film franchise primarily for its insights into moral philosophy and political economy. At a fundamental level, the franchise is about what Harvard philosopher Christine Korsgaard identifies in The Sources of Normativity as the "intractable conflicts" that arise from our conflicting practical identities. As moral actors we are, first and foremost, human and subject to impersonal moral obligations. But in this neo-Kantian, human-centered framework we face the unavoidable reality that as humans we are each beautiful unique snowflakes with our own particular lives and particular obligations to particular people. To simply ignore our concrete obligations to one another in the face of abstract obligations to humanity would, itself, be inhuman.

[...]

In a world where the system increasingly seems to be rigged, it's natural to turn to the Dominic Torettos of the world as heroes. Yet Dom, for all his hard work, ingenuity, and undeniable skill doesn't really do anything useful or productive. He's a nice guy who's loyal to his friends and family. He lives by a code. And his outlook is increasingly appealing in an increasingly unequal America. But it's ultimately destructive of the social institutions needed to generate prosperity. And yet at a time when elites long ago stopped caring whether the gains of economic growth would be widely shared, and in recent years seem to have turned their backs on the unemployed altogether, then these are the heroes we'll turn to.
 
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