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Classy-Ass Geek-Friendly Merchandise

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Here is a thread for posting cool s*** available for purchase online, items which will inspire jealously in your friends' hearts and ensure that attractive females of discerning taste will hope to soon be invited back to your sophisticated environs.



... I start with some awesome time travel posters from the children's creative writing nonprofit 826 LA. Rest assured that these items in particular, if bought, will produce financial benefits for a good cause:

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(Love the Bradbury homage on this one. I totally own a copy.)




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(I've got this, too. The fine print is as witty as the rest of it.)




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And now for some more posters, this time from an apparently independent artist in Britain. I'm guessing he doesn't have the rights to these trademarked references, so I'll call him Mr Shabba without linking to his shop:


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(Not pictured, also available: Pandora and Solaris. Guess someone doesn't wanna mess with Lucasfilm lawyers!)





That's all I've got for now, but feel free to add to this thread with photographs of and/or (where appropriate) links to apparel, accessories, replicas, and other sweet-ass, quim-fluttering products of impeccable taste and elevated discernment.
 

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I was expecting more classy asses.
 

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Yea, sorry. The SFWPorn network is exactly what it sounds like.

Porn: television shows, articles, photographs, etc., thought to create or satisfy an excessive desire for something, especially something luxurious: the irresistible appeal of food porn; an addiction to real-estate porn. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/porn

I'd also suggest http://www.reddit.com/r/earthporn+waterporn+skyporn+spaceporn or browsing all of them like this http://www.reddit.com/r/earthporn+v...rn+geologyporn+futureporn+winterporn+foodporn

But this is offtopic.

/r/movieposterporn is where it's at.
 

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I was talking about the thread title. But thanks for explaining to me what porn means. :|
 

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Back on topic...

At $25 for a set of three, these aren't the cheapest socks in the quadrant... but damned if, when applied to a lass' feet, they aren't among the sexiest:


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A (allegedly) high-quality Captain Picard jacket is coming out from Entertainment Earth. Price: 300 UFP credits.

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Can I afford it? Oui. Should I afford it?

... Or maybe the proper question is: can I afford to not reap its obvious lady-head-turning and attention-intriguing benefits?! :-D
 
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