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What to do with the Matrix trilogy

What to do with the Matrix trilogy

  • Microwave the discs for 2 minutes 22 seconds

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Oven at a slow burn for 22 minutes

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Send them to Frantic Canadian for shitting on his post the other day

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Send Reloaded and Revolutions to Joe Pantoliano to sign

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Smash the DVDs to pieces, glue back together randomly, rip and post the results on youtube

    Votes: 3 33.3%
  • ???

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Profit

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • Total voters
    9
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So I have the Matrix trilogy on DVD that I want to get rid of. And instead of doing the boring thing and listing them on ebay for neo_1337_h4x0r to win, I figured I'd have fun instead. What do you suggest?
 
turn them into antigravity discs.

then ride

like the wind.
 
Frantic probably allready has them :lol:

Stick them in an unmanned spacecraft and:
 
It was a toss up between "Oven at a slow burn for 22 minutes" and "Send them to Frantic Canadian for shitting on his post the other day".
 
Rogue-theX said:
Frantic probably allready has them :lol:

YA THINK?

Of course he does. But they could be useful to him in case his DVDs fail him one day and if his backup set, in an incredible coincidence, fail him also. So it's a perfectly valid option.
 
I voted for profit. I love those gnomes.
 
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Smash the DVDs to pieces, glue back together randomly, rip and post the results on youtube
Instant Viral Video
 
Throw them at a wall and film them bullet time style as an homage to the movies. Then post on youtube.
 
Mail them directly to the Wachowski Brothers, asking for a full refund, AND an explanation on why reloaded and revolutions were so damn bad. Failing that, microwave the f**kers.
 
JetSetWilly said:
Mail them directly to the Wachowski Brothers, asking for a full refund, AND an explanation on why reloaded and revolutions were so damn bad. Failing that, microwave the f**kers.
 
In all seriousness, please do not microwave them, that's dangerous, microwave's are not toy's that you stick any old thing in and cook.

Sincerely, Buzz Killington.
 
^Good and Well Thought Point...


Oh well, Just go Office Space on its ass
 
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