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Rudnick the Godfather typed:
I'll get right to the point, Mr. theX. I represent an alien faneditor from a nearby planet who now wishes to purchase a matte shot. Im sorry to bring it up on such short notice, but my client is growing quite impatient. I have been instructed to inform you that time is running out. Thank you Mr. theX, good day.
*Puts out cigar on Mr. theX's leather chair*
Mr. theX wrote:
I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money to pay the escort. My robe didn't come back from the cleaners. An old enemy came in from out of town. I ad to help Orin chase stars. Someone stole my rocketship. There was an earthquake and a meteor shower, a terrible flood. Sebulba flashed me with his vents. Locusts! Dragons! Lions, Tigers, bears! IT WASN'T MY FAULT I COULDNT PULL IT OFF, I SWEAR TO GOD!