Is there
anything in the so-called Civilized World more mediocre (
by design!) than Subway "restaurants"?
I feel a profound neutrality about absolutely everything in the world,
from Labrador puppies to Slobodan Milošević, just looking at this picture.
Their sandwiches are, at
best, a relatively cheap and convenient thing to take on 5-6 hour cross-country flights to fill your stomach if you're in a hurry to get to the airport, know you won't be fed on the plane, and don't want to buy something overpriced at the terminal. I speak from experience - hitting the Subway between my DC office and the Metro station that'd take me to National Airport was once a routine for me, and it kept me from landing back home in a state of miserable hunger.
But. I would rather have packed a burrito from the same establishment. Wouldn't anyone? I have never, ever, walked into a burrito joint and wished it were a Subway, or that it'd serve some second-rate sandwich. But, now whenever I even see a Subway joint, all I can think of is to wonder why the f*** it doesn't serve burritos, which are just as cheap to make and easily twice as tasty. Given the choice, I don't think I'd ever choose a Subway sandwich over a burrito. Not
once! Would
you?
Therefore, I
formally propose that all Subways everywhere forever shift from making sandwiches to burritos, effective this New Year's Day, 2018.
Like if you agree!