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ssj said:for shame, FC, for shame. how will you atone?
by fanediting twilight? :-D
No, that is something I will never do. Nothing can save this movie. Twilight was soooooo baaaaaaaaaad. :lol: But I have to be honest, it was so bad it's good. It's like they were trying to make a real vampire movie but wound up making a spoof instead. I couldn't keep a straight face, I had to laugh a few times. Well, more than a few times.
Here's what made me laugh:
- The deep brooding looks Edward gives Bella when they first meet in class.
- How they zoom in and pause on Bella's face as she walks into class. And there just happens to be a working fan behind her to gently blow her hair.
- Jacob's long hair.
- How they've changed why vampires can't be in the sun. It's no longer because they'll turn to ash, it's because they'll sparkle and everyone will know that they're vampires. :lol:
- The vampire trio that is going around feeding. Their acting was sooo bad. :lol:
- The montages set to music. The music was so lame, and it made the montages feel like cheezy music videos.
- Vampires playing baseball!?! Really!?! :lol:
- Bella's one look for every emotion.
- Bella's the new girl in town yet everybody at school automatically gravitates towards her and wants to be her friend.
- How Bella, probably the plainest looking girl in town, has 3 guys after her. Yet Anna Kendrick, which I was both surprised and happy to see, has trouble getting one guy.
- When Edward takes Bella to his place to introduce her to his family he shows her his room. She asks where his bed is and he says that he NEVER sleeps. Yet when she's in the hospital at the end of the movie he's right there in her room, SLEEPING in a chair. :lol:
I'm probably forgetting some things but you get the gist. And I guess since they changed why vampires can't go out in the sun they also had to change another basic rule about vampires: Vampires can't come into your house unless you invite them first. But there Edward is, in Bella's room, staring at her while she sleeps.