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At the beginning of the month, I posted this in a Facebook group I'm in but I should have shared it here as well. Here's a big post with where I'm at so far, but after this I'll post daily updates with each movie.
Every year, my plan is to watch a scary movie every day in October. Usually this only lasts a couple of days and I get busy and don't finish but for some reason I don't think 2020 is going to be like that. It just so happens that there are 31 movies total in the the Friday the 13th, and A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Halloween movie franchises so I'm going to make it through all three in a month. Originally I was going to watch through all three in chronological order of their release, but depending on which ones my wife wanted to watch with me
Halloween (1978)
An absolute classic. A little slow by modern standards, but still really enjoyable.
Friday the 13th (1980)
Not great, but it sets up a good story and I love that the murderer is just an old woman in a sweater.
Friday the 13th, Part II (1981)
I actually like this one better than the original. The acting is better and the characters feel more three-dimensional (for a slasher movie at least).
Halloween II (1981)
A decent sequel, but it didn't really feel necessary. The revelation that Laurie was adopted and is really Michael's sister was dumb.
Friday the 13th, Part III (1982)
Probably the worst of these so far. Shelly straight up sucks, but at least he provided the hockey mask. The biker gang was SUPER 80s. I hated them, but also loved them?
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
I enjoyed this more than I expected to, but I can see why fans of the first two were not happy when it came out originally. It could have been neat to have an anthology series, but since it was a financial failure it makes sense they gave up on it.
Friday the 13th, Part IV: The Final Chapter (1984)
Nothing about this film registered with me beyond the presence of Crispin Glover and Corey Feldman. Still, not bad compared to III. Another great ending like Halloween IV. It really could have been the final chapter and the franchise would have felt complete.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
Somehow I had never seen the original in this franchise before. Both my wife and I loved it. The characters all felt like real people, even the gym teacher who kind of felt like he belonged in a John Hughes movie. It took me most of the movie to realize the boyfriend was Johnny Depp (all that hair was distracting)! This movie also has my favorite character of any of these movies so far: The mom is absolutely hilarious.
Friday the 13th, Part V: A New Beginning (1985)
The first real sequel of the series, starting with a cameo of Corey Feldman before jumping ahead to the character (Tommy) as an adult. Not as good as V, but still not terrible. They really ramped up the sex, violence, and drug use in this one, maybe to try to make it more extreme?
A Nightmare on Elm Street: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
A decent sequel, but it would have been stronger if it was set the following year so they could have kept a couple of characters instead of some undetermined time later. I know some of them do come back for later sequels, so I have high hopes for them. This film came out less than a year after the first, and you can really feel how rushed production was.
Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
Somehow, this is where the series becomes a little too ridiculous for me. Not the resurrection, but the goofy cops and the over-the-top acting. The replacement actor for Tommy was also not nearly as good as the first adult actor from V.
A Nightmare on Elm Street: Dream Warriors (1987)
Yes! This is the sequel the original deserved. Returning characters, a plot that makes sense, Larry Fisburne, what more could I ask for? This is my favorite movie so far this month.
Friday the 13th, Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
More psychic stuff? I don't know why it bothers me so much, but I'm not a fan. The group of generally shitty teens just hanging out by the lake for a party is too similar to the last one I didn't enjoy (Part III). Without the characters seeming to have a real life beyond existing simply to be murdered, the movie doesn't feel worthwhile. And this one doesn't even have a biker gang.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - The Dream Master (1988)
A descent continuation from Dream Warriors, but somehow less than the sum of its parts. I didn't think Patricia Arquette was that great as Kristen, but the replacement actress is pretty bland. I'm glad the other actors all reprised their roles.
Halloween IV: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
My favorite sequel of the original timeline. Writing out Laurie was bullshit, but I assume Curtis didn't want to come back. I didn't like the idea that Laurie was related to Michael in II, and I wasn't thrilled with the link to Jamie, but the ending was fantastic. I think it would have been a cool twist to have Jamie take over as the antagonist in the same role in future movies.
Friday the 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
The claustrophobia of the boat is a nice touch, but they really toned down everything here. The sex, the violence, the profanity, the plot... We don't even make it to Manhattan until over halfway through the movie. This franchise doesn't have the same cohesive feeling as the others since (other than 4-6) none of the characters carry over from film to film.
Halloween V: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
The worst sequel so far. I hate the weird psychic link between Michael and Jamie. No further comments.
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
I was really excited for this one based on the title and poster alone. And while it's not nearly as boring as Jason Takes Manhattan (because it actually has a plot), it does not make good on the premise. I was expecting a full 90 minutes in hell, but we don't get anything except for some monster hands at the very end. Bullshit. The worst part is the SECRET SISTER plotline. I assume they're just copying from Halloween, but they're 12 years later, so maybe it's just bad writing on its own. I will say that the practical effects in this installment are by far the best in the series, although the lasers or whatever in the end were bad. The Freddy hand right before the credits was cool though! I wonder if it was just an Easter egg or if they planned to go straight from this to Freddy vs Jason. (Jason X was the next movie released.) When trying to find out, without success, I did find that the Freddy hand was Kane Hodder, who played Jason in this movie, and the weird knife they used to kill Jason was the same one from Evil Dead 2. I really wish we'd gotten that Freddy vs Jason vs Ash movie.
Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
Better than V, but not by much. It was fun to see a young Paul Rudd, but I think it would have been a better story to have him be Billy, Jamie's friend from V than Tommy, the kid Laurie was babysitting in the original. The "thorn" cult was stupid, and it doesn't seem like this was really where they were planning to go with the man in black from V.
Jason X (2002)
The opening titles look how the entire movie Jason Goes to Hell movie should have looked, and that's the one of the only things worthy of praise in this mess of a film, along with Adrienne's death in liquid nitrogen, which had pretty good practical effects. The sets and CGI are just terrible. They look like this was a show on the WB in the late '90s, not a film released in cinemas in the early 2000s. The costumes are also laughably of the era. So many midriffs. And it's too bad to hear hockey is going to be outlawed in 2024. I'll have to get season tickets for our last few years.
Up next:
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Halloween (2007) (Remake)
Friday the 13th (2009) (Remake)
Halloween II (2009)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
Halloween (2018)
If I can squeeze in a few extras:
Freddy's Nightmares pilot episode "No More Mr. Nice Guy", which is a prequel to the movies (and if I can actually get a hold of it)
The Night of Samhain - A @"LastSurvivor" fanedit (and if he gets it done, but I think he's almost there)