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Crank 2 HD Trailer

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Wow, that looks ridiculous. Most of his movies are complete rubbish yet I still enjoy Jason Statham. He is the new Bruce Willis.
 

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Saw the trailer for this when I went to see My Bloody Valentine 3D.
 

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elbarto1 said:
Wow, that looks ridiculous. Most of his movies are complete rubbish yet I still enjoy Jason Statham. He is the new Bruce Willis.

which is exactly why i cant wait to see this, crank was so gloriously over the top and stupid it worked perfectly for me, and judging by the trailer they've just 'cranked' (sorry) it up a notch for the sequel.
 

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I never finished the original. the dvd I rented was scratched and I couldnt view the last 15 minutes or so. I didnt hate what I saw but I didnt love it enough to bother re-renting it. I did lol at the scene when he was galivanting around town w/ a raging hard on.

Crank 2 looks even more crazy and implausible than the first.
I dont know, I cant truly enjoy films like this unless I see them for really cheap/free with extremely low expectations. Thanks netflix :-D

Dont get me wrong, I am not missing the point of overthetop action for overthetop actions sake, I just dont particularly love those types of films. But for whatever reason like I mentioned before, no matter how crappy a movie Jason Statham makes, I dont tire of him, just like B-Dub.
 

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elbarto1 said:
Most of his movies are complete rubbish yet I still enjoy Jason Statham. He is the new Bruce Willis.

i´m a bit embarrassed to admit it but i feel the same way about him and his movies. most of them were shit but i still like to see that guy.

but crank 2? correct me if i´m wrong but didn´t the guy fall off a helicopter at the end of the first one?
 

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nothing a little cocaine and viagra wont fix.... oh and a robot heart hooked up to a car battery :-D
 

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lol. so we´re in for the brainless treat! fine by me. that is one of those ´mustbeverydrunktowatchitproperly´ movies you can give yourself once a while...

btw: just saw ´transporter 3´ on my ipod. and boy... talking about brainless...

the attached love story is so embarrassing you get ashamed watching it...

and then there is car chases against the laws of physics. lots of them! but there was jason in it after all... :)
 

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Transporter 2 was pretty over the top, I cant even imagine what TP3 try's to pull off.
 

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i did enjoy TP3 but yeah the love story bit sucked great big donkey spheres and really needs to be totally removed.

might take a stab at it when the dvd comes out. remove some of the totally gay CGI stuff as well and you might end up with something half decent.
 

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I take back what I said, I just watched Crank 2 and it was alot of fun. High Brow Cinema this isnt but it was a crazy-over-the-top ride and fun from start to finish. If you liked the original or other crazy 'style over substance' films like Running Scared http://fanedit.org/5236/ (shameless promotion) you'll like this insanity.

I suppose I should rewatch the original soon, since I never finished it.

7/10
 

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I just recently saw Crank 2 myself and thought it was pretty good. I didn't like it as much as I liked the first one but it was still pretty good. That whole "Godzilla" sequence made me laugh out loud though.
 

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:lol: that was my favorite part.
 

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The funniest part, aside from Statham's stretched out face, was seeing the mask move on his face and then when we get a back shot seeing the slit on the back of his head where he'd slip the mask on. :lol:
 
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