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The "Mixing Up TV/Movie Quotes" Thread

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“Jesus, man. You ought to shave your eyebrows and paint your hair gold if you’re gonna try to sell that spookhouse bullshit. Otherwise you’ll scare the children.”
 
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“You probably think it’s just a hamburger. A patty’s just a piece of meat, but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That’s serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They’ll never miss a thing.”
 
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"Don't you understand, Steven? Somebody has to kill the babysitter."
 
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“We’ve made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”
 
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“A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is the year 10191. The known universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV, my father. . . .”
 
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“The hat. That fucking hat. That fucking … hat. How many times have I told you, don’t wear that fucking hat here? How many?”

“Customers wear hats.”

“I’m not the boss of the customers. I’m the boss of you. And I’m telling you that I want you to keep that shitkicker hat at home.”
 
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“Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?”

“Nope. Just me, baby. Just me.”
 
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"Ja, my name is Ilsa Immelman, and I vant to know, how many children do you have?"

"I have two girls and a boy."

"Oh, a boyyy. I don't vork vith the males, 'cause I used to be one."
 
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Councilman head: “We have top men working on it right now.”

Jor-El: “Who‽”

Councilman head: “Top. Men.”
 
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“Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it’s all downhill from here.”
 
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"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?"
 
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“Profane! Sacrilege! What are you playing in this church‽ Have you no respect? Do you feel no reverence? Then I feel sorry for you and your lack of soul.”
 
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“You don’t know grunt about depressed. I got me a .357. Got me a trunk-load of shotguns. I got three big-bore battle rifles … ammo up the ass … and I ain’t safe! I can’t protect myself!”
 
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