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This post was inspired by the THEY CALL HER ONE EYE (R rated edition) post.
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in it the member wrote that the hard-core sex scene spoiled the movie and made other adults blush and my thought was "i guess it depends on the adult"
i mean if you're watching it with your granny, I can understand.
But what if you were watching it with that special female someone that you want to get to know better?
And that got me to thinking about the films that i do watch with women.
When I am getting close to a girl, she has to pass the MOVIE tests. And I say tests because there are many.
For example:
- To check if she has a brain I put on NETWORK. I discreetly pay attention to her body language. Need to know if she's engrossed or bored. Afterwards we discuss.
- To check if she has a sense of humour i put on RICHARD PRYOR LIVE and see if she laughs at the right part. How hard she laughs and with what abandon. Sit the fuck down!
- To check if she's into quirky I put on HAROLD AND MAUDE. Those of you who know will understand.
- To check if she has a higher understanding of movies i will put on THE GODFATHER. No, its not about gangsters, its about family.
- To show her i am sensitive too, i will put on SCHINDLER'S LIST and cry like a baby. It also works with BAMBI.
- To get close i usually will play SEA OF LOVE and comfort her when it gets scary. there, there, i got you.
- To check if she has patience for classics I put on TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT. You do know how to whistle? Just put your lips together and blow.
and finally to check if she loves me its 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY. If she will sit through that and not tear me a new one, she loves me.
viewtopic.php?f=21&t=4770
in it the member wrote that the hard-core sex scene spoiled the movie and made other adults blush and my thought was "i guess it depends on the adult"
i mean if you're watching it with your granny, I can understand.
But what if you were watching it with that special female someone that you want to get to know better?
And that got me to thinking about the films that i do watch with women.
When I am getting close to a girl, she has to pass the MOVIE tests. And I say tests because there are many.
For example:
- To check if she has a brain I put on NETWORK. I discreetly pay attention to her body language. Need to know if she's engrossed or bored. Afterwards we discuss.
- To check if she has a sense of humour i put on RICHARD PRYOR LIVE and see if she laughs at the right part. How hard she laughs and with what abandon. Sit the fuck down!
- To check if she's into quirky I put on HAROLD AND MAUDE. Those of you who know will understand.
- To check if she has a higher understanding of movies i will put on THE GODFATHER. No, its not about gangsters, its about family.
- To show her i am sensitive too, i will put on SCHINDLER'S LIST and cry like a baby. It also works with BAMBI.
- To get close i usually will play SEA OF LOVE and comfort her when it gets scary. there, there, i got you.
- To check if she has patience for classics I put on TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT. You do know how to whistle? Just put your lips together and blow.
and finally to check if she loves me its 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY. If she will sit through that and not tear me a new one, she loves me.