Upload [Hacked Edition]

What is it about? This turns what was originally a porn movie into a real movie. All graphic adult content was removed to present an enjoyable B-movie. And it is.


How to get it? via RAPIDSHARE


original film name: Upload
new film name : Upload [Hacked Edition]
film studio name : SexZ Pictures
edit crew name : stomachworm
Date Original Film Was Released: 2007
Date Edit Was Released : June 22, 2008
Original Runtime : 285 min
New Runtime : 75 min
Amount of time Cut: 210 min
Cuts removed/added/extended: Sex scenes

Fanedit details: avi

Your intention for this fanedit: To turn this from a porn movie into a film.

When first released this was a 4 hour and 30 minute porn film with a decent storyline for the cyber age. A caption states that it's the near future. In an office, an interrogator (never named) asks DSA (Digital Security Agency, a part of the futuristic Department of Homeland Security) agent Cassandra Cray to tell him about the Enigma virus, which is apparently the name of a virus she uploaded to "the Grid ". She shakes her head in amusement, and the interrogator asks her to take him through the events that led up to it. Cray begins by stating that she and partner were following rumors of a supervirus being smuggled into the US from the Kazakh Collective. The virus was almost legendary, but if it did exist, it would be imperative that the agents get it.
Although I was able to eliminate all sex scenes entirely (although I did leave Eva masturbating with her panties on, trimmed out her naked hoho and her cramming her hand into it though). There is still quite a bit of Hilary Scott's naked breastesses and a flacid male wang. Why recut a porn? Because all in all, this isn't a terrible story. It's on par with many B movies from the 80's (think Linea Quigley).

Your way to achieve your intention: Cut all scenes of graphic adult content.

Time needed for the edition: A couple of hours

persons involved: stomachworm

Additional information links: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1160623/


avi is up on the main page and a DVD will be up soon. I originally sent this one to ____ for site compliance questionability and was told okay. So now you can watch a porn for the story!!!

RS on linktalk

Wow. Just wow. You have my attention. Had a chuckle at your description... naked hoho haha.

What's next a fan edit of Deep Throat??? :grin:

An editor should always push the creative bounds. :smile:

I request you rename this. 'Hacked Edition' suggests I was involved in the project.

(Funny, when I watched this movie, I fast forwarded through all the non-sex scenes. )

So this movie was pretty much a four-and-a-half hour ****-fest, and you cut over three hours of sex? Hot damn, this sounds like one hell of a porno.

Unfortunately, I won't be able to download this for at least a year until I'm 18 and can buy porn.

DoctorM said:

I request you rename this. 'Hacked Edition' suggests I was involved in the project.

(Funny, when I watched this movie, I fast forwarded through all the non-sex scenes. )

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Sorry DoctorM but since it was a cyber age *ahem* "movie" involving computers, having cut out so much *ummmmm...* stuff [Hacked Edition] seemed like the logical choice.

I've requested your edit be un-Approved from FE.org.
Please show some courtesy to other editors.

There is no shortage of computer terms out there you could use.
Considering in reality you can't hack an upload, it doesn't make much sense unless you are just trying to hijack a name. Hey that works better.

Upload: Hijacked Signal

Some other suggestions:
Upload: Parental Filter On
Pr0n-less Upload (My favorite)
Upload: Safe For Work Edition (My Second Favorite)
Upload: The Hoho-less Edition (Damn funny)
Upload: Low Bandwidth Cut
Upload: The Rated Edition
Upload: Hacking the Grid (different enough to be different)
Upload: Clean Edition
Upload: Porn Stars With Clothes
Upload: Less Graphic Edition
More Upload: Less Down Low-ed (it's a pun, get it?)
Upload: Jacked Out (nearly a double entendre... a single entendre?)
Upload: Carrier Lost
Upload: Squared
Upload: DeZionized

Coming Soon from Doctor M:
Alien Resurrection: The Full Broadcast
Mummy 2: Less Is More

how does this effect you edit DrM?

I would like other opinions on that.
We haven't told others to change their fanedit's names before and kept it to the matter of a non-copyright issue for fanedits, meaning that faneditors currently are allowed to name their fanedits to whatever they want to. Of course it is the friendly way to ask, if a copy of an already existing name would be ok, but it is no rule and I am not sure, if such a rule would make a sense, except for people starting to argue about names instead of the quality of their fanedits.
I don't think ANY word I ever used to name a fanedit, not even my CBB name belongs to me. And that is why I also think that is has to be ok, if someone uses it for himself. I don't have to like it though, but I can tolerate it.

How about...
Upload [HaXXXed Edition]?

you can name your fanedit in wahtever way you want to. If you want to respect M's wishes, this would of course be nice.

That's why I wanted to bounce HaXXXed Edition off of him. He still may feel that it's to close to Hacked. Figured I'd give him a chance to shoot it down before I ran with it. I hate to step on toes.

So, because of a name, DoctorM wants this fanedit un-approved? Since when are fanedit titles able to have non-existent copyrights infringed upon?

Maybe, since I've never edited anything, I don't get it. But I'm not sure how anyone would think that DoctorM had anything to do with the project simply because of the title. If DrM hadn't said anything, I would have never associated the two.

I like "Safe for Work Edition" as well.

Or "Squared." People assume I'm involved with porn anyways, so go for it!

i just read about this and dude, honestly that is great!

i saw some porn movies (meaning lots and lots) that cry for having the sex cut out leaving only the cheese and make it into a movie. for example ´pirates´ or this aweful starwars porn movie.

i think i will hunt your edit down and show it to a bunch of friends. of course these friends are male and are going to be very drunk while watching it!



thanks stomachworm for your work.

...and don´t you dare rename it! hell, it was your work and you can name it however you like!

there´s no such thing as copyright rules around fanediting! of course there is respect. but in fact nobody was disrespected so: no harm done.



i´ll have my problems though obtaining the original before watching this but i promise to give my best to be on the safe side....

Uploade-Assified.


Wait... that sounds familiar.

sladetwc said:

I'm not sure how anyone would think that DoctorM had anything to do with the project simply because of the title. If DrM hadn't said anything, I would have never associated the two.

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I never would have associated the 2 either. I just picked a "hacker" term and since so much was "hacked" out of it I thought it to be an appropriate title. I never intended to imply that his fingerprints were on this project in any way.

Heinrich said:

i just read about this and dude, honestly that is great!
thanks stomachworm for your work.

...and don´t you dare rename it! hell, it was your work and you can name it however you like!
there´s no such thing as copyright rules around fanediting! of course there is respect. but in fact nobody was disrespected so: no harm done.
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Thanks H. and I'm glad to be of service. The ONLY reason for name change consideration IS out of respect for another faneditor. Obviously Dr.M felt stongly enough to go public with his request rather than just sending a PRIVATE Message so I contemplate the proper "alternative" title. UPLOAD [Semi-puritanical Edition]?

spence said:

I like "Safe for Work Edition" as well.

Or "Squared." People assume I'm involved with porn anyways, so go for it!

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It's not really "safe for work" though because there is still quite a bit of bare booby throughout. "Squared" although I wouldn't mind having your fingerprints on it too (always good to have another set of prints on anything) doesn't quite fit. [L7 Edition] (50's slang for a "square" or unhip person) might work.

HaXXXed Edition

I think Dr. M is the only person who made the link, to be honest. I can't even see what the problem is. Does he name his films "hacked editions"? It's hardly like he can have a copyright on the word "hacked", is it?