A highly enjoyable double bill of
Michelle Yeoh's first starring movie and her latest...
Yes, Madam! aka
Police Assassins aka
Police Assassins II aka
In the Line of Duty I (1985)
There were two things I was excited to see on Eureka! video's new blu-ray of
'Yes, Madam!', 1.
Michelle Yeoh and
Cynthia Rothrock's insane fight scenes in HD and 2. Yeoh and Rothrock in a Hong Kong version of a
'48 Hrs.' style Hollywood "buddy cop" movie. It 100% delivered on the first element, any time the two are on screen, your jaw is gonna be on the floor, as Yeoh flips through a glass panel, or Rothrock springs off a wall. The 2nd element was a let down, there is barely any time given over to actually developing the "bad cop, badder cop" relationship between the two. At least 50% of the runtime is instead devoted to comedy shenanigans involving three hapless thieves who get mixed up in the chase for a microfilm "MacGuffin". As funny as
Mang Hoi,
John Shum and
Tsui Hark are in these scenes, I could never stop counting down the minutes until we got back to what Yeoh and Rothrock were doing.
For the record, I watched the original Hong Kong theatrical cut, with the theatrical Cantonese mono mix but the disc also includes an "export" cut with dubbed English (and several other audio options), which bizarrely open with a scene from a different movie, so I might watch that next time for a laugh.
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
Like the
'Dimension Jump' episode of Sci-Fi sitcom
'Red Dwarf', meets
'The Inquisitor' and
'Back to Reality' episodes of 'Red Dwarf', but with the budget and scope of
'The Matrix', and like it was written by
Douglas Adams and Directed by
Terry Gilliam.
'Everything Everywhere All at Once' is made up of four elements, a beautifully played family drama, a Kung Fu action flick, an outrageous comedy and a multiverse Sci-Fi movie. I thought it had too little of the first two and too much of the last one but it's still a blast. Despite all the snorting of flies, waving of dildos and hot dog finger romance, it was one emotional shot of
Stephanie Hsu's face, sitting in her car, after her mother has once again let her down badly. which really stuck in my mind. It's her giving one of the performances of the year but then she spends the rest of the movie goofing off in wacky comedy scenes. It's precisely because the domestic drama is done so well, that I wanted more focus on it. All the cast are terrific, let's have more films with
Ke Huy Quan in them please. He sort of plays three (I think) distinct roles, so changes his tone of voice and the way he stands, so we always know which it is and react to them differently but always with empathy for their own different problems of unrequited love. Despite some criticisms, I'd have to give 'Everything Everywhere All at Once' full marks for it's heroic levels of creativity alone.
I demand that producers the
Russo brothers use their clout to inverse-
George Lucas all the
'Guardians of the Galaxy' Marvel movies and replace astonishing CGI Rocket racoon, with hilariously janky puppet Raccacoonie. I laughed so hard every time that thing was on screen.