Once, I was an MCU completist... but then
Daredevil S2 sorely tested my patience, and
Luke Cage broke it by killing its best character halfway through the first season. And what, was I really going to slog through
Iron Fist?
But then, with the end of the Netflix shows, and their retroactive all-but-explicit erasure from canon, it turned out I was an MCU completist once more! All I had to do was watch each movie and Disney+ show. No problem!
And then
What If? was announced, and it sounded totally lame. And the Honest Trailer confirms. And, lo, I was not quite an MCU completist once more.
(Also, I'm having real trouble bringing myself to care about
Eternals, but I'll catch it on Disney+ at some point.)